Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 17, 2024

Maybe he should work with sheep, and make a ewe turn.

Maybe Rat should sit with his anger until he notices that he doesn’t need it for anything that’s good.

font say a peep Bon Ami! (a comment for the seniors)

Very good..

Just remember that odds are that person is actually a moron.

Laid an egg. Chick’s not chic

Turning the other cheek doesn’t mean you should moon them.

Pastis demonstrates that you just never know what a cocky dude’ll do.

It’s been an odd week, good to know I’ll always have Pastis’s stupidly funny puns to rely on.

I knew Pig was a chick magnet!

those baby chicks are cute, I’m not gonna lie.

That was a cheep joke.

Nope, nope, I am NOT about to let Rat slap the other one.

Now what do you do if your right eye offends you?

Looks like Stephan will have to get Pastis without a peep.

Another cheep shot

I have a cute little chick that cheers me up, too. Even has blonde hair.

And we have no chicks to turn. Oh wait, there’s Gloria.

Poor guy. And it made me laugh.

“ And if anyone wants to sue you and take your shirt, hand over your coat as well.”

Rat should have a bandage on his right ear. God Bless America!

So funny

“Turning the other chick” doesn’t work for everyone.

“Turning the other cheek.” doesn’t apply in every situation.

Woudn’t a rat eat a baby chick?

81 years of my “Earthwalk” & I thank you for the simple fact someone else has as weird and hilarious type of humor as ’Ol Ed. Well, off for a mountain bike ride and I hope someday, just not today, they find me a deader on the trail with birds and other animals having a feast. After all, I ate a lot of them so payback is okay.

i like your humor Stephan

There are support groups for people with anger issues, and they work; I haven’t hurt anyone too badly in years.

I’m sending you to Chick-Fil-A for that!Well, at least you didn’t use owls and call it hooters… :P

Yessiree, Stephan Pastis has real talent!

No matter how many times Rat insults Stephan, he’ll never get erased for his insolence.

Best goldanged pun I’ve heard in a long, long time. That spare chick had me going for a while.

I guess Pig is really a peeple person.

I actually walked into that one eyes wide open.

Don’t be silly, he’s a Chick Magnate.

And walk the extra mule…

Has the ‘turn the other chick’ t-shirt made it online yet?

At least he isn’t dressing them in lingerie and taking them downtown

With Pastis’ humor, the other guy doesn’t seem so bad.

good laugh

Ooh, my beloved days performing the old patented AT&T Human Resource Assessment “Challenge” segment … first we read a candidate’s problem solution while asking targeted personality questions and simultaneously underlining related solution steps … then we nail them by pushing their buttons, keeping a close eye on them till they’re ready to burst, then cool them down with sweet talk on their points. Those were the days my friend, we thought they’d never end …. Historically 1% passed to be recommended for management positions.

My local supermarket has a weekly promotion. Whole roasted chickens are sold at a discount on Mondays. It’s called “Cheep Chicken Mondays”.

I’m not offended. I’m grateful for the morning laugh.

Stephan, Stephan — G R O A N — LOLOL

Spread your chicks and put your face in between them.

Ohhh, I got a Chick-le out of this one!

that was a cute joke actually

I would’ve turned my other cheek but I was sitting on it.

I was an exhibition where they were displaying an egg incubator with the chicks just ready to pop out of the egg. I was trying to get the little kids to sing “Happy Birthday” to the chicks as they broke out of the eggs.

Pastis bought that joke cheep

It didn’t offend me. I have cute chicks.

Made me laugh!!! I love it!!

Does today’s strip qualify as a… Chick Tract?

O Good LORD!!

Hey, Rat, baby chicks are edible. Just sayin’.

You won’t hear a peep out of me.

Pig, as often happens, is on to something.

good one!

good one there. i’ll have to remember that one

Cute chickies, Piggy.

Pastis comes up with some good ones