Okay; this is getting insane; why is EVERYBODY bashing “destination” weddings, I mean, I get why Homer Simpson hates them, but that was almost a stretch to believe he would do that; RAT would NEVER turn down a free trip and lunch, would you?! Dan aka…
This coming Saturday I have about 4 things I could do. Friend is having a party, annual baseball game with classmates, golf outing I’ve been doing annually for years, or brother’s wedding. Going to baseball game, friend scored us a suite. It’s my Brother’s third wedding. I told him I’ll make it to the next one.
I can’t remember the last time I spoke to someone about making an rdv… Open website, select date and time, click… Automatically saved to my Google Agenda…
Need to change or cancel… Again, one click… Automatically amends Google Agenda…
Some time ago as I was leaving the dentist office after a yearly cleaning session we were setting up an appointment for the following year and as she was setting the date I said “Wait. I’ve got a funeral to attend that day.” She paused for several seconds, looked at me and then the laughing started.
Amazing to me that people think their nuptials are so important that others should want to spend money traveling to a far off location, pay for lodging AND the Bride and groom still expect a gift
Unless you are willing and able to pay everyone’s travel expenses, you have no business planning a “destination” wedding and expecting anyone to show up.
I got a save the date for a cousin’s wedding. (It’s early in January and I got it in mid-June. And it’s not in Belgium; seems like this particular save the date is cutting it awfully close considering how complex it will be to arrange international travel.) An aunt (not the cousin’s mother) had already asked my mom if I intended to go. My mom told me she didn’t expect me to but wanted to confirm, for her own curiosity. Confirm with Mom I did.
Then the save the date arrived in the mail, I opened it and spent several minutes trying without success to remember the last time I even so much as said hello to the cousin in question. Then I threw it out, not even bothering to send the RSVP card back.
BasilBruce 2 months ago
I think he saw it.
Concretionist 2 months ago
Rat plans ahead.
leopardglily 2 months ago
Why would Rat even be going to Pig’s cousin’s wedding
Asharah 2 months ago
October 6 is a Sunday this year. I doubt you could get a dental appointment or a service call for a Sunday.
MeanBob Premium Member 2 months ago
Such filthy language…Hint… 42
ImDaRealAni 2 months ago
Didn’t think Rat was the block party kind. Seemed more like the “miserable drink myself till I pass out” kind.
sirbadger 2 months ago
Rat could say “I’m not going to Pig’s cousin’s wedding in Belgium.” without making excuses. Rat is normally able to be rude.
DanielRyanMulligan1 2 months ago
Okay; this is getting insane; why is EVERYBODY bashing “destination” weddings, I mean, I get why Homer Simpson hates them, but that was almost a stretch to believe he would do that; RAT would NEVER turn down a free trip and lunch, would you?! Dan aka…
Walter Kocker Premium Member 2 months ago
Teenage girls at a table in the school lunchroom were talking about the upcoming senior prom.
One girl said she’s getting a limousine service and a special gown for the occasion, and it’ll cost over $600.
A teacher, overhearing this, said she spent less than that on her wedding . . .
The girl then said, “You can get married multiple times, but your senior prom comes around only once!”
sigh
B UTTONS 2 months ago
Rat forgot to schedule his colonoscopy for October 6.
He could RSVP, cannot come, doctor putting in light where the sun does not shine.
Kurtass Premium Member 2 months ago
For the dentist appointment, you’ll get 50 reminders between now and then.
Kurtass Premium Member 2 months ago
This coming Saturday I have about 4 things I could do. Friend is having a party, annual baseball game with classmates, golf outing I’ve been doing annually for years, or brother’s wedding. Going to baseball game, friend scored us a suite. It’s my Brother’s third wedding. I told him I’ll make it to the next one.
Ellis97 2 months ago
You don’t have to go the wedding, you know.
Serial Pedant 2 months ago
He won"t…
A Common 'tator 2 months ago
I can’t remember the last time I spoke to someone about making an rdv… Open website, select date and time, click… Automatically saved to my Google Agenda…
Need to change or cancel… Again, one click… Automatically amends Google Agenda…
aerotica69 2 months ago
Sounds to me like Rat planned it that way.
markkahler52 2 months ago
Overbooked, and those so? Underpaid….
rickseg 2 months ago
Some time ago as I was leaving the dentist office after a yearly cleaning session we were setting up an appointment for the following year and as she was setting the date I said “Wait. I’ve got a funeral to attend that day.” She paused for several seconds, looked at me and then the laughing started.
Lawrence Scott 2 months ago
To some people October 6 is similar to September 10
SusieB 2 months ago
Amazing to me that people think their nuptials are so important that others should want to spend money traveling to a far off location, pay for lodging AND the Bride and groom still expect a gift
T Smith 2 months ago
Unless you are willing and able to pay everyone’s travel expenses, you have no business planning a “destination” wedding and expecting anyone to show up.
Goat from PBS 2 months ago
Rat just made a trio of excuses.
MitchellTimin 2 months ago
I don’t get the joke, if there is one.
win.45mag 2 months ago
All those appointments, and not one time.
Malph 2 months ago
Every wedding should come with a cash back guarantee for guests in the event of divorce.
ladykat 2 months ago
Rat was wise.
elgrecousa Premium Member 2 months ago
Rat is going through all this scheming just to avoid going to Belgium? Out of character.
zeexenon 2 months ago
Ladies, now he’s a multitasker.
stamps 2 months ago
Belgium would not be my first choice for a destination wedding. Unless you like beer.
mdavidholmes 2 months ago
On Weddings: anything other than a short drive and I’m not there.
Queen of America 2 months ago
Just say NO. You don’t even have to have a reason. I learned that back in the early 1970s from a friend.
WariokartDoubleDash 2 months ago
Time for Calvin’s duplicator
pchemcat 2 months ago
Sorry Pig, that’s my birthday and I already have plans. I guess I’ll just have to miss the wedding also.
willie_mctell 2 months ago
Belgium?
John Jorgensen 2 months ago
I got a save the date for a cousin’s wedding. (It’s early in January and I got it in mid-June. And it’s not in Belgium; seems like this particular save the date is cutting it awfully close considering how complex it will be to arrange international travel.) An aunt (not the cousin’s mother) had already asked my mom if I intended to go. My mom told me she didn’t expect me to but wanted to confirm, for her own curiosity. Confirm with Mom I did.
Then the save the date arrived in the mail, I opened it and spent several minutes trying without success to remember the last time I even so much as said hello to the cousin in question. Then I threw it out, not even bothering to send the RSVP card back.
John Jorgensen 2 months ago
A problem with the A/C in July needs to be fixed before October, I think.
egadi'mnotclad 2 months ago
Pig went to Rat’s barmitzva
Strawberry King 2 months ago
Rat won’t wanna go all the way to Belgium.
miletich 2 months ago
First off, Bacon, Pulled pork, Pork pot pies, Pork ribs, did I say Bacon, yea, Bacon,Bacon,Bacon! Nuff said.
sincavage05 2 months ago
Belgium??
Bilan 2 months ago
The big question nobody asked, why would they invite Rat??
SNVBD 2 months ago
Belgium!
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 2 months ago
Destination Weddings are designed to purposely CUT the guest list
Swirls Before Pine 2 months ago
I think Rat already knew.