Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 07, 2024

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    BasilBruce  2 months ago

    Pig’s father and grandfather can’t have failed at everything, or Pig wouldn’t have been born.

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    sirbadger  2 months ago

    Seceding generations would pretend that they don’t know you.

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    Bilan  2 months ago

    If they failed at everything, they’ve achieved perfection (sorta)

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    carlsonbob  2 months ago

    Each generation has sucked so they are still succeeding?

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 2 months ago

    Your grandpa and dad both made great ham steaks and bacon! You should be proud

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    reverendike  2 months ago

    Shouldn’t it be successive generations? Which would wipe out the joke of course. I’ll get my coat.

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    _lounger_  2 months ago

    maybe any of your brothers?

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    Concretionist  2 months ago

    So if not “succeeding” how about “REceding”?

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    Gent  2 months ago

    So far Pig no has no little piggies. So, so far Pig is fail in what they was succeeding in.

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    Botulism Bob  2 months ago

    Succeeding generations means being able to reproduce before they produce…. ham and bacon!

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    iggyman  2 months ago

    I saw one of Pig’s relatives rolling over on the grille at the 7-Eleven, very successfully I would think!

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    ATGMer  2 months ago

    Lineage succession is like an heirloom. It’s bound to blossom.

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    win.45mag  2 months ago

    It looks like a whole other universe up them nostrils

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    Doug K  2 months ago

    Succeeding generations of failures successfully succeeded at failure.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  2 months ago

    Well, you’re not ham or bacon yet. Or pork chops. Enjoy the day.

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    miztrniceguy  2 months ago

    Suceeded at failure

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    zeexenon  2 months ago

    A perfect example of Nepotism, just like Pop and our family business.

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    Ellis97  2 months ago

    Pig doesn’t want any sympathy.

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    wrd2255  2 months ago

    Life’s a beech, then you become bacon.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 2 months ago

    Hunter Biden is a Pig.

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    Goat from PBS  2 months ago

    If nothing else, Pig’s carrying on the family legacy.

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    ajr58(1)  2 months ago

    He’s a bachelor, descended from a long line of bachelors.

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    petermerck  2 months ago

    I tried growing flowers but I suc at ceeding,

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member 2 months ago

    Paris & Pig should now do the “Who’s on first” routine!

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    juicebruce  2 months ago

    Your Grandfather reproduced … Your Father reproduced … Would not call that a failure ;-)

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    Snolep  2 months ago

    “We never failed to fail, it’s the easiest thing to do.”

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    Linguist  2 months ago

    Luckily, Pig’s Dad and Granddad failed to make the cut.

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    BillyJoBob69  2 months ago

    Once again, Pastis has Succeeded with his subtly

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    elgrecousa Premium Member 2 months ago

    Now the question is whether their failure was due to nature or nurture.

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    stamps  2 months ago

    Maybe you should try seceding from your family.

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    B UTTONS  2 months ago

    Pig, you’re successful so far.

    You are not bacon …

    yet.

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    wildlandwaters  2 months ago

    it’s okay Pig… generally, you succeed at making us laugh!

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    Kev_a_Swing_Dancer Premium Member 2 months ago

    Love it!

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    sterref05  2 months ago

    YEP!

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    Thehag  2 months ago

    Thank you Goat. Some of us like words and use the various definitions. I got labeled racist because I once used the word ‘segregate’ in a work lunchroom. I was talking about food, ingredients.

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    willie_mctell  2 months ago

    If succeeding at reproduction is good enough for Darwin, it’s good enough for me.

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    Strawberry King  about 2 months ago

    Look it up, Pig.

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