Pig’s father and grandfather can’t have failed at everything, or Pig wouldn’t have been born.
Seceding generations would pretend that they don’t know you.
If they failed at everything, they’ve achieved perfection (sorta)
Each generation has sucked so they are still succeeding?
Your grandpa and dad both made great ham steaks and bacon! You should be proud
Shouldn’t it be successive generations? Which would wipe out the joke of course. I’ll get my coat.
maybe any of your brothers?
So if not “succeeding” how about “REceding”?
So far Pig no has no little piggies. So, so far Pig is fail in what they was succeeding in.
Succeeding generations means being able to reproduce before they produce…. ham and bacon!
I saw one of Pig’s relatives rolling over on the grille at the 7-Eleven, very successfully I would think!
Lineage succession is like an heirloom. It’s bound to blossom.
It looks like a whole other universe up them nostrils
Succeeding generations of failures successfully succeeded at failure.
Well, you’re not ham or bacon yet. Or pork chops. Enjoy the day.
Suceeded at failure
A perfect example of Nepotism, just like Pop and our family business.
Pig doesn’t want any sympathy.
Life’s a beech, then you become bacon.
Hunter Biden is a Pig.
If nothing else, Pig’s carrying on the family legacy.
He’s a bachelor, descended from a long line of bachelors.
I tried growing flowers but I suc at ceeding,
Paris & Pig should now do the “Who’s on first” routine!
Your Grandfather reproduced … Your Father reproduced … Would not call that a failure ;-)
“We never failed to fail, it’s the easiest thing to do.”
Luckily, Pig’s Dad and Granddad failed to make the cut.
Once again, Pastis has Succeeded with his subtly
Now the question is whether their failure was due to nature or nurture.
Maybe you should try seceding from your family.
Pig, you’re successful so far.
You are not bacon …
yet.
it’s okay Pig… generally, you succeed at making us laugh!
Love it!
YEP!
Thank you Goat. Some of us like words and use the various definitions. I got labeled racist because I once used the word ‘segregate’ in a work lunchroom. I was talking about food, ingredients.
If succeeding at reproduction is good enough for Darwin, it’s good enough for me.
Look it up, Pig.
BasilBruce 2 months ago
Pig’s father and grandfather can’t have failed at everything, or Pig wouldn’t have been born.
sirbadger 2 months ago
Seceding generations would pretend that they don’t know you.
Bilan 2 months ago
If they failed at everything, they’ve achieved perfection (sorta)
carlsonbob 2 months ago
Each generation has sucked so they are still succeeding?
The dude from FL Premium Member 2 months ago
Your grandpa and dad both made great ham steaks and bacon! You should be proud
reverendike 2 months ago
Shouldn’t it be successive generations? Which would wipe out the joke of course. I’ll get my coat.
_lounger_ 2 months ago
maybe any of your brothers?
Concretionist 2 months ago
So if not “succeeding” how about “REceding”?
Gent 2 months ago
So far Pig no has no little piggies. So, so far Pig is fail in what they was succeeding in.
Botulism Bob 2 months ago
Succeeding generations means being able to reproduce before they produce…. ham and bacon!
iggyman 2 months ago
I saw one of Pig’s relatives rolling over on the grille at the 7-Eleven, very successfully I would think!
ATGMer 2 months ago
Lineage succession is like an heirloom. It’s bound to blossom.
win.45mag 2 months ago
It looks like a whole other universe up them nostrils
Doug K 2 months ago
Succeeding generations of failures successfully succeeded at failure.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 2 months ago
Well, you’re not ham or bacon yet. Or pork chops. Enjoy the day.
miztrniceguy 2 months ago
Suceeded at failure
zeexenon 2 months ago
A perfect example of Nepotism, just like Pop and our family business.
Ellis97 2 months ago
Pig doesn’t want any sympathy.
wrd2255 2 months ago
Life’s a beech, then you become bacon.
Count Olaf Premium Member 2 months ago
Hunter Biden is a Pig.
Goat from PBS 2 months ago
If nothing else, Pig’s carrying on the family legacy.
ajr58(1) 2 months ago
He’s a bachelor, descended from a long line of bachelors.
petermerck 2 months ago
I tried growing flowers but I suc at ceeding,
Carl Rennhack Premium Member 2 months ago
Paris & Pig should now do the “Who’s on first” routine!
juicebruce 2 months ago
Your Grandfather reproduced … Your Father reproduced … Would not call that a failure ;-)
Snolep 2 months ago
“We never failed to fail, it’s the easiest thing to do.”
Linguist 2 months ago
Luckily, Pig’s Dad and Granddad failed to make the cut.
BillyJoBob69 2 months ago
Once again, Pastis has Succeeded with his subtly
elgrecousa Premium Member 2 months ago
Now the question is whether their failure was due to nature or nurture.
stamps 2 months ago
Maybe you should try seceding from your family.
B UTTONS 2 months ago
Pig, you’re successful so far.
You are not bacon …
yet.
wildlandwaters 2 months ago
it’s okay Pig… generally, you succeed at making us laugh!
Kev_a_Swing_Dancer Premium Member 2 months ago
Love it!
sterref05 2 months ago
YEP!
Thehag 2 months ago
Thank you Goat. Some of us like words and use the various definitions. I got labeled racist because I once used the word ‘segregate’ in a work lunchroom. I was talking about food, ingredients.
willie_mctell 2 months ago
If succeeding at reproduction is good enough for Darwin, it’s good enough for me.
Strawberry King about 2 months ago
Look it up, Pig.