Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 10, 2024

Looks like nothing came up.

Valium for Ed and Viagra for ED

Goat makes no sense at all.

Long way to go for a weak punchline

Is she thinking that pig wants her to flash him?

Good thing the neighbor wasn’t Pamela Mae Silva!

If you’re struggling with ED for more than 4 hours, call a doctor.

That joke is not “hard” to figure out!

One of the funniest strips ever.

Dysfunctionned better in Goat’s head, i believe…

Where’s the obligatory final panel with Pig admonishing Pastis for the payoff?

I had to Google ED… darn you Pastis!! I’m getting weird ads everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

ROFLOL

Block and move on is the best answer.

I can hardly stop laughing.

A great one, Mr. Pastis.

Take the red pill instead….

Why have all the illnesses lost their names to initials. Is it because people have become idiots and cannot understand the names?

Maybe it should have said Mr. Ed

The rest of us are struggling with TMI, Pig.

I have 99 problems but that ain’t one.

Ed is such a downer.

If this gag were any more tortured, the Hague would get called in.

I used to print our church bulletins. One year, we had a number of outreaches at the local, so-called, entertainment district where there is a movie theater, arcade, restaurants etc. Not wanting to write that out each time, I shortened it to ED (“We’ll meet at the ED at 7 pm, blah, blah”). My senior pastor got a kick out of that!

Every 10 minutes, I hear about Blue Chew on TV commercials.

Those pills are going to cost a little more than 5 cents each…

Change your sign, Pig, to include Ed’s last name.

ROFLMAO+

ED can also mean Eating Disorder, which, ironically, Pig actually also does have….

Tadalafil is better and is also used for treating BPH. The pills are pink.

Pig, you need to be very specific with your signs.

You can deal with anything with enough pills.

Just…. don’t. Please… don’t.

is there anything we can do?

In Ontario, we have signs that tell you can take the “ED route”. I’m not kidding! (It stands for emergency detour).

Pastis…groan…

Ed Schlabansky is a paid commie troll working for The Ministry of Truth who spreads fake news, propaganda and. downright lies on this site and numerous others using several different handles to slop the Liberal mushrooms who eat it up like LIzzo at an all-you-can-eat-buffet. We know who you are and The Count means that sincerely. However, 74,650,754 True Patriotic Americans in 312 Electoral districts saw through the commie hogwash facade and easily elected President Donald J Trump tp the White House last Tuesday. God Bless America and finally Arizona, too! And God Bless The United States Marine Corps, 249 years old today. Good night, Chesty, wherever you are!

Once, a little blue pill got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck for hours !

It made me think about premature ej…does anybody really SUFFER from that?

Unfortunately, there is no cure for the Ed Schlabanskys of this world.

ED is shorthand for education. It fits even though it isn’t what Pig wanted to express by that sign.

Are you bothered by curved carrots?

I was hoping for a real pun.

I was hoping for a real pun.

I wonder what happens when Pigeta finds out?

Too much Pastis will cause ED. :P

It gets to a point where the hangovers aren’t worth it

SMH

ED? Election Dysfunction? Too late, I’m afraid…

He’s using the wrong wood polish.

…with a nod to Sparky. Classy (sorta) Pastis, classy…

so Ed is a cyberbully.

GA for Ed on SM.

Here’s an easy solution; stop posting on social media.

Tsk, no Like, just smh.

E.D. = electile dysfunction??

That’s what the “BLOCK” button is for, Pig.

Remember when comics used to be for kids?

Maybe she can lend a helping hand…?

Ed Schablansky, wasn’t he Charlie Brown’s favorite baseball player?

I’m laughing way too much over this … LOLOL

“Ed Shlabansky” made me think of Charlie Brown’s favorite baseball player, Joe Shlabotnik.

Better than the usual Sunday pun.

“My doctor has put me on Viagra and salt peter.”

“Wow. How’s that going?”

“It’s had its ups and downs.”

Looks like Ed got the last laugh after all.

This strip borders on Pastis!