Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 03, 2012
Phoebe: Between Thanksgiving and Christmas is a weird time at school. They can't teach us anything new, 'cause we'll just forget it over the holiday. And we can't work on anything OLD since we're all counting down the seconds and we're not paying attention anyway. Marigold: Then why have school at all? Phoebe: My theory is, it's the powerful construction paper lobby.