Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 07, 2013
Counselor: Gather around here, children, and hear the terrifying tale of... The monster that lives in the lake. They say it's a huge green scaly beast, with fangs as long as your arm! It sleeps most of the year... But when it wakes, it's hungry aand wants to FEED. Marigold: I met him! He WAS hungry, but I brought him some tacos and he is full now. Nice fellow. Phoebe: Marigold, don't ruin the creepy vibe. Marigold: Oh! I am sorry. Would it help it I just make some spooky "OOOOOOO' noises? Phoebe: ...it's worth a try.