Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 01, 2013
Phoebe: I really didn't mean to take your ball. Girl: I just assumed you were being mean. Big kids are mean sometimes. If you're not, maybe you could be my bodyguard! Phoebe: Why would you want me as a bodyguard? Girl: Another kid told me all fourth graders are ninjas. Phoebe: That's... an exaggeration.