Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 06, 2014
HEAVENLY NOSTRILS Marigold: Aye? Phoebe: Hey, Marigold? Why are you so much smarter than a horse? Phoebe: You ALSO are somewhat smarter than a horse. Phoebe: But I'm NOT a horse. Marigold: I am not a horse either. Phoebe: You're closer than I am. Marigold: In what way? Phoebe: You have four hooves, and a tail. Marigold: YOU have no horn and do not glow in the dark. Let us agree to be non-horses together. Phoebe: "Somewhat" smarter?