Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 20, 2014
July 19, 2014
July 21, 2014
Transcript:
To: Mom and Dad Subject: Camp in good! Phoebe: Hi, 'rents. Which is short for "parents" and saved typing. Although I guess not if I bother to explain it. Oh, well. Music camp is fun. Sue is still my favorite crazy person. Sue: I think I can get my clarinet to double as a potato cannon! Phoebe: The piano counselor says I suck less than I did last year, or at least that was the subtext. Phoebe: I think marigold is in love. Marigold: We are so different. Ringo: We both enjoy tea. Phoebe: I know your lives are empty without me. Mom: Our daughter underestimates wine and video games. Dad: Don't kids always.
Jmodene1701 over 8 years ago
Love? I thought they were just friends. Oh well, if this doesn’t get Lord Splendid Humility to show himself, nothing will!
Hag5000 over 8 years ago
Wine and video games…a dangerous combination.
nerdhoof over 8 years ago
Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jjiWS__Mp0
bopard over 8 years ago
(kids never underestimate Whine).any camp inside a wi-fi field is just pretending. You have to go without electricity to truly appreciate telling the new girls to plug their curling irons into the current bushes. bwahahahah
tirnaaisling over 8 years ago
Time for a drunk stream of their latest game on Twitch ;-)
kaykeyser over 8 years ago
Just remember Phoebe’s dad, don’t drink and Mario Kart.
Q4horse over 8 years ago
Will this lead to Hippocampi?
WaitingMan over 8 years ago
Wine and video games is not my style. Bourbon and chess? Now you’re talking!
dogday Premium Member over 8 years ago
My fear is that LSH would gracefully retire from the field if he thought he had a rival. It’s one of the problems of dealing with humble people. Not that many of us HAVE that problem these days…! ;-)
Q4horse over 8 years ago
The only video games my parents play are Klondike and Mahjong.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago
I guess your parents love wine video games!! Great!
Simon_Jester over 8 years ago
Especially if it’s Night Train and Grand Theft Auto
Weapon Brown over 8 years ago
Nectar of grapes, graphic coding in strings… These are a few of my favorite things!
tired-one over 8 years ago
The way my memory “works.” Sigh or grin, I’m not sure which, but it said that I need to buy some dried blueberries so that I can make Boozeberry Jam. Recipe: Reconstitute dried blueberries in Southern Comfort. Follow blueberry jam recipe.Caveats: I’ve not sure what Southern Comfort is as in which type of tippling fluid, and think that what I’d want is perhaps a bourbon. Or, since I’ve burnt out most of my taste buds eating jalapeno pickles, maybe vodka with a dash of liquid smoke.
josh_bisbee over 8 years ago
Isn’t LSH dating Marigold’s sister?