Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 16, 2016
Phoebe: Tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day. Be sure to wear green! Marigold: Why? Phoebe: Because if you don't, I'll pinch you. Marigold: Well, then, if you do not wear plaid tomorrow, I will poke you with my horn. Phoebe: It isn't just random. Marigold: Also, if you do not hop on one foot, I will steal your shoes!