Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 18, 2016
Phoebe: Why are we running so fast? Marigold: Because it is an emergency!! Phoebe: Are we being chased by goblins or something? Marigold: It is far more serious. Phoebe: Avoiding a curse? Marigold: No! Phoebe: Getting away before pixies can start singing? Marigold: No! Phoebe: You...really have to go? Marigold: Of course not. Phoebe: We could have watched the new episode of "Superwoman" on my phone. Marigold: Tiny screens are unworthy of a unicorn.