Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 26, 2016
Phoebe: If I had real super powers, I don't actually think I'd fight crime. Like, if I could fly, I'd just...fly everywhere, but otherwise just carry on with my life. Marigold: I would miss giving you rides. Phoebe: Okay, so I'd still ride you everywhere. Marigold: You superheroes are so lazy. Phoebe: Curse you, Pointyhead.