Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 19, 2016
Phoebe: You used all that magic for Stephanie today? What's so great about her? Marigold: Hold that thought. It is a message orb. Take it off, please, and it will play. Message: Hello, Marigold Heavenly Nostrils. This is the Unicorn High Council. How are you? We are fine. The poinsettias are especially colorful this year! And we have recently been very into rye toast. The winter pixies will soon be in season... Phoebe: Unicorns sure take a while to get to the point. Marigold: Ironically enough.