Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 02, 2017

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    Sugar Bombs 95  over 5 years ago

    “Unicorn? What unicorn? You shall be killed for lying to us, Earthling!”

    “Mari, turn off your Shield of Boringness right now!”

    “That is now how you say…”

    “Whatever, just turn it off so the aliens can see you!”

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    Averagemoe  over 5 years ago

    Build a fake UFO, fill it with goblins, and see how he reacts.

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    Jarpe  over 5 years ago

    Marigold is an alien.

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  over 5 years ago

    I cannot wait for winter to be o’er with at the coming of that hot, yellow orb in the sky.

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    Wilde Bill  over 5 years ago

    ♪ Here comes the sun ♪

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    eddi_tbh  over 5 years ago

    Dad’s channeling Dr. Smith.

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    codycab  over 5 years ago

    He must watch “Independence day” a lot.

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    Yngvar Følling  over 5 years ago

    Actually, living in this rainy city of Bergen, my father tends to make the same joke. He doesn’t usually make such a spectacle of it, though.

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    Monster Hesh  over 5 years ago

    “I have heard the legend that if your father sees his shadow, winter will last several more weeks.”

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Yup. I like pop.

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    Neo Stryder  over 5 years ago

    Is he trying to make a joke?

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    BiggerNate91  over 5 years ago

    It’s not aliens. It’s a certain sun-raising alicorn.

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    stefaninafla  over 5 years ago

    It’s midwinter, and I’m sitting here in my office with the AC on.

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    Night-Gaunt49  over 5 years ago

    Seems he identified it if he calls them “alien”.

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    Lucius Appaloosius  over 5 years ago

    “Big Light in Sky Slated to Appear in East.”“Sonic Booms Scare Minority Groups in Sector B.”“And There’s Hamburger ALL OVER the Highway, in Mystic, Connecticut.”

    - The Firesign Theatre 7@=Q

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    Charlie Tuba  over 5 years ago

    I thought that Dad had shaved off his beard. When did it grow back?

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    unigirl  almost 4 years ago

    he is just like my dad but more crazy

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