Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 20, 2017
Transcript:
"Unicorn Withdrawal Stage 4: depression." Max: Why are you so down? Phoebe: Marigold's not around, and she's my best friend. Max: What does that make me? Phoebe: Best friend, subcategory "boy" #2 overall. Max: Girls are weird. Phoebe: Everybody's weird.
Averagemoe over 5 years ago
Even Dakota. Even before the goblins and magic hair.
Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano) over 5 years ago
You can do this unicorn-withdrawal thing, Phoebe. Don’t let it get to you.
Wilde Bill over 5 years ago
So true. Take pride in your weirdness.
codycab over 5 years ago
Number 2 stinks! Sorry Max.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 5 years ago
Yes! Yes the are!
BiggerNate91 over 5 years ago
Yes, everybody’s weird! Some more weirder than others, mind you, but weird all the same!
Wichita1.0 over 5 years ago
Soooo, does that include unicorns?
cmxx over 5 years ago
Curious—what game are Max and Phoebe playing?
Night-Gaunt49 over 5 years ago
If everyone one is “weird” then no one is.
sjsczurek over 5 years ago
Just wait a few years, Max, until the hormones kick in.
eddi_tbh over 5 years ago
Don’t worry Max. Second place to a unicorn is the very best anyone can do.
imjustlurking over 5 years ago
Reminds me of a psychological journal article I read that pointed out that normal is a statistical creation and all of us are abnormal.
Phoebe and Her Unicorn Simp almost 2 years ago
weird; meaning: fantastic