Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 04, 2019

I didn’t know I’d have to eat my words.

I wonder if Dana will keep to that.

I wonder what condiments Marigold dislikes with her h— … dried grass.

Marigold said the word three times and nothing happened. Maybe there’s a brief reset period. Because it doesn’t make sense to require a non-hay-consuming third party to call your order.

What? No fries?

Odd. I’ve never wanted to greet a person by shouting “Cheeseburger and fries” before.

What’s the rate for a Unicorn Prime subscription?

Cookies!

Hey, you!!!

Baaa!

where did that sheep come from?

Whose account gets billed for this?

ICE CREAM SUNDAE WITH HOT CARAMEL AND COOKIE CRUMBLES!! Hey! it didn’t work…oops!

With suitcases full of hundred-dollar bills!

One of my teachers got tired of all the students greeting each other with “Hey”, so he started saying “Hay is for horses.”

They like sriracha sauce? “Some” people spit fire just by tasting a little bit. The delivery seems to know when there is still hay present. I wonder if you can also have other things delivered.

Its a whinny-whinny !

This is why there are no unicorn politicians. Can you imagine the scene at a large rally with all the crowd yelling “Bulls*it!”…

sjsczurek • less than a minute ago

Hmmm……. remember that song on the radio, back in the ’70s?“

He-ey he-ey he—-ey. Hey-ee-a-ayy. Hey-ee-ay-ay. Heyyy-ay.

All they said in the song was “hey.”

I wonder where the magical hay is coming from? I sure hope it doesn’t get over-used like MoviePass was after they lowered their prices! (I wonder if Unicorns get charged for deliveries?)

Bad English!!! It’s not had been meaning! It’s just been meaning…drop the had!!!!

Ok, that comment was wrong too!!! It’s have been! I’m stupid sometimes…& I guess you think so too!!!