Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 31, 2021

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    Sugar Bombs 95  about 2 years ago

    I know Marigold is saying “dark magic”, but the way the text is written makes it look like “dork magic”.

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    codycab  about 2 years ago

    As an owner of a spoiled cat, I can relate to this.

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    Antiyonder  about 2 years ago

    Thought one day is already now.

    But that’s their strength I suppose. That many humans and evidently Unicorns are unsuspecting.

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    Averagemoe  about 2 years ago

    Dark magic? I thought it was some sort of parasite.

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    overtherainbow  about 2 years ago

    YES! We always had to get someone else to move the cat—you couldn’t do it yourself. Dark magic indeed! Dark, fluffy, purring and adorable.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 2 years ago

    and people in northeastern Africa revered felines as deities

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    Jungle Empress  about 2 years ago

    This is really accurate.

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    Kwen  about 2 years ago

    That’s it. Cuteness overload.

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    iggyman  about 2 years ago

    Marigold’s words in the last panel are so true when it comes to some cats!

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    nickword  about 2 years ago

    i, for one, welcome our new feline overlords

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    Aladar30 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I would love to live in a future ruled by cats♡.

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    WaitingMan  about 2 years ago

    “Gladys! Destroyer of Worlds!” Has a good ring to it.

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    mistie710  about 2 years ago

    They call it dark magic. I call it YouTube!

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    Firestar  about 2 years ago

    I hear you. But that’s a, not o, so nice try. Gladys is so cute! :3

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    Decepticomic  about 2 years ago

    Eh. You probably didn’t have places to be anyway.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 2 years ago

    In my family we called that having a wart.

    “I can’t get up. I have a wart in my lap.”

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    Ed The Red Premium Member about 2 years ago

    The medical term is feline paralysis. Fortunately, it’s a temporary condition.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  about 2 years ago

    A sleeping cat exerts a force of gravity three times its mass.

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    amaneaux  about 2 years ago

    Do not taunt the Happy Fun Furball.

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    Wichita1.0  about 2 years ago

    “One day”? Think about it.

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    gcottay  about 2 years ago

    Future overlord?

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    Ermine Notyours  about 2 years ago

    Marigold could get up while keeping her back level. But how do humans get up without turning into walking chairs?

    I used to keep dowels in my room so that when I was struck and stuck by a cat, I could knock the remote control off the bed and drag it to my chair, or roll over a bottle of water. When I drank the water, that led to another issue that was not so easily solved.

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    LrdSlvrhnd  about 2 years ago

    “One day”? Have you looked at the internet lately, Marigold?

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    El-Kabong  about 2 years ago

    The term isn’t dark magic.

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    Ƭσxιc﨔  about 2 years ago

    Actually, a type of cat being cute and wanting to rule the world is Garfield.

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    NyahNyahNyah  about 2 years ago

    Once a cat goes to sleep on me, whether it’s my lap or my back, it’s a sure sign that I’ll be asleep pretty soon, too!

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    jerrica.benton333  about 2 years ago

    i used to have a cat… :(

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