Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 13, 2021

I’m pretty sure they’re both in the top ten.

He decided that his relationship with the ghost wasn’t working out.

I love how Phoebe is picking her own nose in the last panel. It seems she finds the idea of nose spiders as uncomfortable as I do.

Spider: “Who you calling Grossest? I NEVER pick my nose. Dunno if I have a nose.”

Wait… when did Florence Unfortunate Nostrils get rod of her spider-sneezing curse? Just now?

Kids, noses and fingers: An unpleasant combination, all too often.

The worst combination is nose spiders and nose picking. You end up shoving spiders up your nose.

Where are all the sparkles?

Just call Garfield and her “spider curse” will be over. :-D

Don’t look down Marigold or you might change your mind.

Clyde is not there too often, he’s on the web a lot!

Marigold, I’m not so sure about it… (PHOEBE, STOP “EXPLORING” YOUR NOSE!!!)

You can pick your friends….

Went to a plastic surgeon to pick her nose?

Phoebe, stop picking your nose, you don’t know where that finger has been.

Darned with faint praise.

At least not unless Phoebe takes off her shoes.

Talking spiders… Probably not the weirdest thing we’ve seen in this strip.

That’s snot funny.

Cute! Florence has a BFF!

Changing perspectives from panel to panel. The mane jumps to the side of the horn away from the reader.

Well… I do recall Dakota calling Phoebe the “Booger Princess” at once time.

when did Florence loose her spider nose curse?

For a moment, I thought she had a mustache.

Violet Beauregard chews her enormous piece of gum.Veruca Salt (picking her nose): “I think gum-chewing is a DISGUSTING habit!”Willy Wonka (watching Veruca pick her nose): “I know a worse one.”

Apparently Phoebe hasn’t read that book (or seen the classic Gene Wilder movie) yet.

WHAT THE HECK!!!! If anyone HATES these comic strips, comment below “This is stupid.”

Phoebe was in the running for Grossest Guest with her finger up her nose!

So yesterday’s white unicorn was Florence? That makes more sense than a long lost twin.