Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 19, 2022

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    codycab  7 months ago

    Dakota was already distracted by her phone, Marigold. So you pretty much just ruined your own plan.

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    jerrica.benton333  7 months ago

    you can tell by the tail, that she ain’t no horse.

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    Averagemoe  7 months ago

    I don’t see anything that might need to be distracted from.

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    C  7 months ago

    Horsing around

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    mistie710  7 months ago

    If she keeps on shouting like that, she may become a little Horse… :)

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    Lynn Hendricks Premium Member 7 months ago

    Thought for a moment that someone had scrawled “I AM NOT A HORSE” on her backside.

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    Decepticomic  7 months ago

    It’s working. Sorta.

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    Monster Hesh  7 months ago

    In Dakota’s defense (wow, there’s something I never thought I’d type) she never said Marigold was a horse. Those ARE horse blinders.

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    christineracine77  7 months ago

    Subtlety is not Marigold’s forte . . .

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    Troglodyte  7 months ago

    How can Dakota be blind to Mari’s charms?!

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    Wichita1.0  7 months ago

    Could be a horse who ran out of mousse before finishing the tail-slicking.

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    Ron Bauerle  7 months ago

    Seems like she could just turn down/off the Shield of Boringness…

    And those blinders keep us from seeing her pretty eyes :^(

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    CaveCat87  7 months ago

    And cue the plan failing.

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member 7 months ago

    Marigold Heavenly Nostrils, Not-So-Secret Agent.

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    Antiyonder  7 months ago

    So she didn’t call Marigold a horse. Regardless is this the first time that she observed her disapproving of the terminology to her?

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    Manabi  7 months ago

    I’m getting the feeling that once we finally get to see Lord Splendid Humility, he’ll turn out to be incredibly dorky-looking, including wearing the unicorn equivalent of pocket protectors. (Perhaps side-bag protectors?)

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    Stephen Gilberg  7 months ago

    If a human wears a dog collar, it doesn’t make the human a dog, but neither does it make the dog collar not a dog collar.

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    Grey Forest  7 months ago

    These are actually blinkers; blinders would cover the front of the both eyes.

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