Dakota was already distracted by her phone, Marigold. So you pretty much just ruined your own plan.
you can tell by the tail, that she ain’t no horse.
I don’t see anything that might need to be distracted from.
If she keeps on shouting like that, she may become a little Horse… :)
Thought for a moment that someone had scrawled “I AM NOT A HORSE” on her backside.
It’s working. Sorta.
In Dakota’s defense (wow, there’s something I never thought I’d type) she never said Marigold was a horse. Those ARE horse blinders.
Subtlety is not Marigold’s forte . . .
How can Dakota be blind to Mari’s charms?!
Could be a horse who ran out of mousse before finishing the tail-slicking.
Seems like she could just turn down/off the Shield of Boringness…
And those blinders keep us from seeing her pretty eyes :^(
And cue the plan failing.
Marigold Heavenly Nostrils, Not-So-Secret Agent.
So she didn’t call Marigold a horse. Regardless is this the first time that she observed her disapproving of the terminology to her?
I’m getting the feeling that once we finally get to see Lord Splendid Humility, he’ll turn out to be incredibly dorky-looking, including wearing the unicorn equivalent of pocket protectors. (Perhaps side-bag protectors?)
If a human wears a dog collar, it doesn’t make the human a dog, but neither does it make the dog collar not a dog collar.
These are actually blinkers; blinders would cover the front of the both eyes.
April 22, 2022