Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 26, 2022

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    Averagemoe  6 months ago

    I’ve made jokes about making my mom put a coin in the “sweetie jar” every time she calls me “sweetie” in public.

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    codycab  6 months ago

    Max has a point about the “extra syllables” part. People like me just want to get stuff over with and so we call people and things by short versions. Garf for Garfield.Cal and Hobb for Calvin and Hobbes.And finally, Pheebs and Mari.

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    ericbrower  6 months ago

    Wait a minute there Phoebe. Just WHAT was that last statement?!

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    Uncle Kenny  6 months ago

    Max may be incredibly smart, but he’s also being incredibly dense. Ir maybe he’s just faking because he doesn’t want a girlfriend.

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  6 months ago

    If Max had two fathers, Phoebe’d suggest one being “Dad” and the other “Pop”; still only one syllable in order to not waste time on extra syllables.

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    Antiyonder  6 months ago

    Too bad neither moms were present for Phoebe’s last comment:-D.

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    DanglingModifier  6 months ago

    I reiterate: Mum =)

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    iggyman  6 months ago

    Phoebe likes him it seems!

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 6 months ago

    Hey, looks like that weirdo’s comments from a few days ago were deleted.


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    sallyseckman  6 months ago

    That’s what I stated the day before yesterday and she raises a good point.

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    Decepticomic  6 months ago

    I think Dana is writing this convo between Pheobe and Max based on the comments section from each day’s strip since this story started. That or the questions raised about how kids refer to 2 parents of the same gender are always the same. But what if one of them were NON-BINARY?! [Duhn-duhn-duhn] Answer: they’d figure it out.

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    marklungo  6 months ago

    (Reads final panel) Uh oh…

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    Tetonbil Premium Member 6 months ago

    Phone is just great today telling Max how she she feels. He is certainly the ‘deer in the headlights’ look and Phoebe has those lights on high beam. Go Phoebe! What fun!

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    Darcy wu  6 months ago

    Well at least he admits it

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    InquireWithin  6 months ago

    Are we witnessing the launch of a ship? The PhoeMax?

    Just imagine all the fanfic that’s going to spring from this one strip…

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