Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 11, 2022

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    codycab  4 months ago

    Shrek: "Ha! Like that’s ever gonna happen! What a load of (flush). And cue the mentioned song!

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    eolan59  4 months ago

    Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll meI ain’t the sharpest tool in the shedShe was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumbIn the shape of an “L” on her foreheadWell the years start coming and they don’t stop comingFed to the rules and I hit the ground runningDidn’t make sense not to live for funYour brain gets smart but your head gets dumbSo much to do, so much to seeSo what’s wrong with taking the back streets?You’ll never know if you don’t goYou’ll never shine if you don’t glowHey now, you’re an all-star, get your game on, go playHey now, you’re a rock star, get the show on, get paidAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shooting stars break the moldIt’s a cool place and they say it gets colderYou’re bundled up now, wait ‘til you get olderBut the meteor men beg to differJudging by the hole in the satellite pictureThe ice we skate is getting pretty thinThe water’s getting warm so you might as well swimMy world’s on fire, how about yours?That’s the way I like it and I’ll never get boredHey now, you’re an all-star, get your game on, go playHey now, you’re a rock star, get the show on, get paidAll that glitters is goldOnly shooting stars break the moldHey now, you’re an all-star, get your game on, go playHey now, you’re a rock star, get the show, on get paidAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shooting starsSomebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?I need to get myself away from this placeI said, “Yup” what a conceptI could use a little fuel myselfAnd we could all use a little changeWell, the years start coming and they don’t stop comingFed to the rules and I hit the ground runningDidn’t make sense not to live for funYour brain gets smart but your head gets dumbSo much to do, so much to seeSo what’s wrong with taking the back streets?You’ll never know if you don’t go (go!)You’ll never shine if you don’t glowHey now, you’re an all-star, get your game on, go playHey now, you’re a rockHope this helps

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    Wilde Bill  4 months ago

    I never knew the words, and I ain’t gonna look it up, so I’m one up on you.

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    Antiyonder  4 months ago

    Don’t follow them, but I first heard about Smash Mouth in the Kim Possible episode Queen Beverly.

    Episode mostly written by Greg (Gargoyles, The Spectacular Spider-Man and Young Justice) Weisman. He fully handle Big Bother. And for fun:

    https://gargwiki.net/Kim_Possible

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    The marauders   4 months ago

    The meteor man begs to differ judging by the hole in the satellite picture

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    The Reader Premium Member 4 months ago

    I forgot what it was she was supposed to forget.

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    nsr60  4 months ago

    Did what work?

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    iggyman  4 months ago

    If necessary, Phoebe could look then up online for you!

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    Damaged  4 months ago

    Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me; I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

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    MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT  4 months ago

    Here is the song that Marigold is talking about. I do not know if it will be to everyone’s taste, but I like it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYG7sMtb6u8

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    Monster Hesh  4 months ago

    Oh no, no no no SOMMMMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

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    NicholasJamesRidsdel  4 months ago

    Well, at least Mari still remembers Phoebe this time…

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    Decepticomic  4 months ago

    Wish I could forget that song. And probably every other Smash Mouth song.

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    ErikN  4 months ago

    Can I pay to get that spell cast on me? Maybe remove ALL of Smashmouth?

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  4 months ago

    Now there’s a service you could make a fortune from selling. The crowd wanting to forget Baby Shark alone would be massive.

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    Need coffee  4 months ago

    Not to worry. Her memory is already coming back – the words “all star” are part of the lyrics.

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    Stephen Gilberg  4 months ago

    The lyrics and melody don’t bother me, but the lead singer’s voice…

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    Chris Sherlock  4 months ago

    Yeah, that’s a win.

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    NWdryad  4 months ago

    Gee thanks. Now it’s stuck in my head.

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    Ermine Notyours  4 months ago

    I worked in an office with a radio playing that song in heavy rotation. I became a fan of Smashmouth, but I still hate that song.

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    weshorse  3 months ago

    she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead.

    That’s why this song was referenced

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