Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 16, 2023

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    Averagemoe  over 1 year ago

    It’s been a while since I had an excuse to clarify that some goblins have the ability to write in English. Albeit, with terrible spelling and grammar.

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    codycab  over 1 year ago

    How to say “Sorry” in goblin language…

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    The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Is it just one word repeated over and over?

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    Calvinist1966  over 1 year ago

    Today’s strip reminds me of the Halloween story arc in which Phoebe went trick-or-treating as a dragon and greeted Marigold:

    Phoebe: Rarr! Rarr! Rarr! Rarr! Rarr!

    Marigold: Todd would say you’re stereotyping dragons.

    Phoebe: Todd would say, “Rarr!”

    I’m waiting for Marigold to come into this story arc but I’m also enjoying having a goblin back in this strip after a long absence.

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    Johnnyrico  over 1 year ago

    What, is it not simply page after page of “blart”?

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    rpmurray  over 1 year ago

    Translating the “BLART” in panel one as, “My masterpiece. Read it and weep.”

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    Darwinskeeper  over 1 year ago

    Dakota has a point.

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    Decepticomic  over 1 year ago

    Didn’t Dakota say that all goblins are kinda the same last week?

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    Aladar30 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Say what you want, but to me it’s nice that Dakota is giving Phoebe lessons in tolerance. She changed really a lot!

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    Johnnyrico  over 1 year ago

    He seems pretty friendly.. considering that a goblin’s alignment is classified as “Neutral Evil”..

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    ima resident  over 1 year ago
    the goblin should be wearing a smoking jacket with elbow patches and holding a pipe…
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    Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Their language is pretty minimalist. I guess it’s not that weird to think their writing might be the same.

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    ars731  over 1 year ago

    “I expected it to be the word Blart written over and over tbh”

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    Jacob Mattingly   over 1 year ago

    It says something when Dakota is more culturally senstive than Phoebe. Might want to throw a cookie basket with that apologie Phoebes.

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    Daeder  over 1 year ago

    I didn’t expect it to be so blartfully done.

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    David Rickard Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Ooh, the Goblin Anti-Defamation League is gonna blaart Phoebe back to the stone age.

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    DDrazen  over 1 year ago

    Just so long as the credited author isn’t Bret Easton Ellis.

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    jerrica.benton333  over 1 year ago

    racist against goblins? Whats next phoebe? cultural appropriation?

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