Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 24, 2023

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    codycab  4 months ago

    Hey, sometimes you just gotta mix it up with boring stuff.

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    Averagemoe  4 months ago

    I didn’t think goblins had a word for the concept of embarrassment.

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    Templo S.U.D.  4 months ago

    Meanwhile with Marigold and Engelblart…

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    Enter.Name.Here  4 months ago

    She maybe the only goblin female with wavy red hair. If the other goblin males start making a fuss over her looks she may decide being a goblin isn’t so bad after all. As long as she gets attention.

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    andacar  4 months ago


    “Blart BLART blart blart! Blãrt BLAAÀART!”

    “Blart blart, Blart blart BLART blart.”

    “Sigh… Blært. Blart!”

    “Blart blãrt.”

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    boneroller42  4 months ago

    I wonder if a goblin from France speaks with the same blart as an American one

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    bigcatbusiness  4 months ago

    It’s not homework. It’s more of… a chore. Although come to think of it, they’re sort of the same.

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    iggyman  4 months ago

    You look cute as a goblin, Dakota! (Keep telling yourself that)! It’s only temporary anyway!

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    Ermine Notyours  4 months ago

    Before library e-books were available on Kindle, I read them on a generic PC reader. It had an option called “dyslexic”, so I tried it. That option turned on a font that looks very much like the font being used here. Maybe it makes it easier for dyslexics to read.

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    Kwen  4 months ago

    At least you’ll have a book report all ready for your next assignment. (That’ll just need for Mari to turn your teacher to goblin to for them to read it.)

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    Johnnyrico  4 months ago

    Blart blart blaaaarrt!

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 4 months ago

    This assuming that the manuscript is good and not incredibly boring. Because in that case…

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    Decepticomic  4 months ago

    After all this, that manuscript better be really good or really terrible. What’s the first line?

    “Oh hi Mark!”


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    rpmurray  4 months ago

    Dakota needs a hug!

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    Maswartz  4 months ago

    How would they even know it’s you?

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    Stephen Gilberg  4 months ago

    “We were somewhere around Blartstow on the edge of the desert when the spells began to take hold….

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    jbarnes  4 months ago

    What if the person who saw you was your former friend, the goblin queen?

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