Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 31, 2023

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    codycab  over 1 year ago

    Or a distraction planned by the opposing team. Lots of people will do anything to win.

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    Averagemoe  over 1 year ago

    It’s like contacting an alien race that, by amazing coincidence, speaks a language identical to English. Until you have to communicate more complex ideas and it turns out that they’re actually just close enough for you to ask where the bathroom is.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 1 year ago

    unfortunately, Phoebe doesn’t have a tail… I mean she used to have a unicorn tail once upon a time as well as goblin tail, but not presently

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    ratton8  over 1 year ago

    The Blaseball crossover I didn’t know I wanted.

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    Eala Dubh Sidhe  over 1 year ago

    I adhere to the Forcefield Fly rule. Stop the little sods from getting near you in the first place.

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    Dirty Dragon  over 1 year ago

    I hesitate to ask what the Designated Hitter does in Unicorn Baseball.

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    iggyman  over 1 year ago

    Would that be part of the Unicorn swat team?

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    Johnnyrico  over 1 year ago

    It sounds like an overly-complicated version of “Running of the Leaves”…

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    Decepticomic  over 1 year ago

    So, like many unicorn things, it’s nonsense. Got it.

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    rpmurray  over 1 year ago

    I stay away from any sports where the rules take longer than 15 minutes to enumerate.

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    WaitingMan  over 1 year ago

    Infield Fly Rule: Less than two outs. Runners on first and second or bases loaded. Batter hits a popup in fair territory, routinely catchable by an infielder. Batter automatically out. Runners advance at their own risk.

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