Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 31, 2023

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    Sugar Bombs 95  6 months ago

    Just ask Courage, for instance.

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    codycab  6 months ago

    Others put things in their closet or maybe a storage.

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    Averagemoe  6 months ago

    Abstract concepts get a free pass.

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    anja_murmann  6 months ago

    So “nowhere” isn’t part of “everywhere” but it is part of “somewhere” ?

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    tudza Premium Member 6 months ago

    Fess up horsie, you just put them in a magical bus locker.

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    Erse IS better  6 months ago

    That’s one of the rules of our universe. Or maybe it’s an axiom.

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    Jungle Empress  6 months ago

    AKA the unicorn bag of holding.

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    Qiset  6 months ago

    love it!

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    cmxx  6 months ago

    I used to drive home from work listening to a public radio humor show whose name I’ve forgotten. In one show, a guy was purporting to be giving a lecture on “The Universe.”

    He began: “You may be wondering why I chose to speak to you tonight about the universe. [short pause] There isn’t anything else.”

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    mysterysciencefreezer  6 months ago

    I think you broke her.

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    iggyman  6 months ago

    She got you there Phoebe!

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    eddi-TBH  6 months ago

    I prefer to put them elsewhere. There’s more room.

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    The Reader Premium Member 6 months ago


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    Troglodyte  6 months ago

    This is going nowhere…really quick!

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    Eala Dubh Sidhe  6 months ago

    Existential crises for human and unicorns work on entirely different levels.

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    sueb1863  6 months ago

    I’m pretty sure physics is involved.

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    William T. Goat, Esq.  6 months ago

    The inside of a magician’s hat leads to nowhere.

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    gt7h1  6 months ago

    Phoebe’s mind is Nowhere to find.

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    thegreat.gildersleeve  6 months ago

    Sorry for being lame, but here goes ….. She’s a real nowhere mare, hoarding in her nowhere lair, breaking minds with nowhere flair, for ~Unicorn!~

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    WaitingMan  6 months ago

    “I gotta get away from this day-to-day running around.

    Everybody knows this is nowhere.”

    “Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere”, Neil Young and Crazy Horse

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    Darwinskeeper  6 months ago

    It’s possible that Marigold is storing her things in Knowhere. The Guardians of the Galaxy might be looking after them.

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    Joseph comicinthestrip  6 months ago

    This question is almost as baffling as Larry’s rebuttal when Squidward told him “We gotta get SoongeBob back!”

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    moxogeni  6 months ago

    this may be weird but dana, you should use ellipses more they’re great in the last panal.

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    Steverino Premium Member 6 months ago

    The law of conservation of energy and mass, as well as the first law of thermodynamics says that everything has to be somewhere.

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    Decepticomic  6 months ago

    Where’s god? [Reads news] Oh, nowhere.

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    scyphi26  6 months ago

    Personally, I’m just thinking that “NOWHERE,” in this case, is just a somewhere that the unicorns have dubbed “nowhere,” because unicorn.

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    Jefano Premium Member 6 months ago

    “The gravy there don’t stick on your vest. / And that’s what I like about Nowhere.” — Red Ingle and the Natural Seven

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    amaneaux  6 months ago

    If you’re wondering what Nowhere’s king looks like:

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    BiggerNate91  6 months ago

    You can just hear that sickening “CRAACK” in Phoebe’s mind.

    Also is Marigold referring to hammer space? (Or probably unicorn space in this instance)

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    Lauren Kramer  6 months ago

    God, don’t ever let Phoebe find out about quantum mechanics

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    Stephen Gilberg  6 months ago

    Seems unicorns are like Martians from “Stranger in a Strange Land.”

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    tghllama  6 months ago

    Nowhere is somewhere. Just ask Jeremy (Yellow Submarine)

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    Masterius  6 months ago

    I remember reading a story years ago, where someone was cast into “Nowhere” and “No When”. The more I meditated on just what that was—and the consequences of being cast into that—the colder my blood turned.

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    willie_mctell  6 months ago

    It’s a unicorn thing. They can perceive and access things that humans can’t.

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    Ray Helvy Premium Member 6 months ago

    Because if it isn’t somewhere, it can’t be shown to exist.

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    DDrazen  6 months ago

    “It’s a ship. There are only so many places she could be.” Cal, “Titanic”

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    AMBER1  6 months ago

    That’s just great! Now her brain is on the frizz!

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    DaBump Premium Member 6 months ago

    Utopia! also, didn’t Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood have some visitors from Nowhere?Maybe I’m thinking of Someplace Else or something like that. Oh, and then there’s Marvel’s Knowhere…

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