Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 27, 2023

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    Averagemoe  8 months ago

    Well, yes. Earth is a planet with conditions habitable to carbon-based life.

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    codycab  8 months ago

    Wouldn’t it make sense to argue with the source of the information rather than the chemical element itself, Marigold?

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    Lizzybean  8 months ago

    Yay! Carbon! They form structures that are shaped like hexagons.

    And hexagons are the bestagons.

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    weshorse  8 months ago

    Does it mean unicorns produce 20% more carbon emissions than horses or other animals?.

    does it mean Marigold is lighter weight because she has more carbon in her body parts like a bike with carbon parts?.

    Suppose the horn doesn’t contain any carbon in it?.

    What’s it really supposed to mean I’m the end??.

    you know the Na’vi in Avatar have carbon fiber reinforced skeletons which are supported by the high carbon dioxide content of the Pandoran air which is toxic to humans.

    So where does Marigold get the extra carbon she needs to sustain herself?

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    iggyman  8 months ago

    Well, look at it this way Marigold, diamonds are made of carbon as well!

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    nerdhoof  8 months ago

    “We are stardust, we are golden. We are billion year old carbon. And we’ve got to get ourselves back to the garden. "

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  8 months ago

    Wait’ll she finds out how much of her body is made of water.


    Of course, for unicorns, it’s probably sparkling water.

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    Jonathan K. and the Elusive Dream Girl  8 months ago

    Does this mean Marigold is capable of casting a spell to reduce excess carbon dioxide emissions?

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    cuteswan Premium Member 8 months ago

    It’s all fine for Marigold now, but just wait until some inanimate carbon rod starts getting more attention than her.

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    Decepticomic  8 months ago

    I think you just ruined an opportunity there, Phoebe.

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    Stephen Gilberg  8 months ago

    20% C…ooler.

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    Ermine Notyours  8 months ago

    You put a piece of carbon paper under your heart, and gave me just a copy of your love.

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    Ron Bauerle  8 months ago

    She (and prolly the rest of us) may not want to know how that was determined…

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    bgrauman  8 months ago

    ….and 80% hot air.

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    cwg  8 months ago

    Just remember Marigold, diamonds are made of carbon and they sparkle!

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