Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 24, 2023

Maybe Phoebe can turn Marigold’s poop into a best-selling toy.

It worked for MGA.

No use hiding your truth, Marigold. Disgusting or not.

Hate to say it, but in unguarded moments like this you can’t help wondering what Marigold really thinks of Phoebe.

When you eat something, it’s best not to think of what your digestive system will do to it.

Confirmed: unicorns poop rainbows. Remember that next time you see a rainbow!

The grass will regrow unless you remove the roots.

Mowing much, Dana? ;-)

You know Phoebe, you’ve met a lot of other magical creatures at this point. Maybe it’s time to think about trading up?

I wonder if unicorn poop has any magical properties?

Marigold, is Unicorn poop sparkly?!

The grass is happy. It doesn’t feel a thing, only gets shortened a bit, and keeps on growing. Possibly with the aid of its former top recycled as unicorn poop.

What if Marigold gets a stomach bug and it becomes Unicorn Vomit?

This reminds me of the time Marigold said that the Howells’ lawn would go straight to her flanks, and…well, she’s fulfilling that promise!

I’m sure the grass feel way better about being eaten now.

While that is the circle of life of food in our system, there is a moral there also. While many of us consume food made from animals, we should never waste it and give thanks in appreciation for that food that died for our consumption…..

Do unicorns make Skittles?

Just imagine a human-eating alien trying to make us feel good that way.

I suppose this does answer a question I’ve seen bounced around in the comments before—yes, the unicorns in this universe do indeed poop and, more importantly, will admit that they do.

That’s not a denial…

Have you ever SEEN unicorn poop? Think rainbows…

Obviously he doesn’t think his poop stinks.

Let’s see there are unicorn poop marshmallows at Walmart which are rainbow colored marshmallows.

Then there is a book known as When Unicorns poop and then there is that recipe for rainbow sugar cookies in the back of Unicorn On A Roll which I will never forget because it implies that Phoebe might actually eat Marigold’s droppings.

Even she says deliciously undignified.

It leaves the disturbing question in your mind and you will never know for sure.

surely Marigold being a living mammal creature wouldn’t do anything different than other creatures.

it simply can’t be that she is turning grass into marshmallows.

Now I’ve heard of some people who actually eat these sparkle glitter capsules so that their toilet gets covered in glitter and they imagine it’s magical.

What’s magical is all the crazy medical problems you’ll get when enough of that glitter gets stuck to your insides

I have it on the best authority that unicorns poop ice cream. I saw it in a video.

Makes sense. A lot of ice cream comes from cows, which also construct it from grass.