Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 25, 2023

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    Sugar Bombs 95  about 1 year ago

    “These rules always seem like you’re making them up as you go.”

    Just like Dana with this story arc!

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    Thrackerzod  about 1 year ago

    Remember to click your heels three times and say “There’s no place like home”.

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    codycab  about 1 year ago

    Now where to go from here?

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    Averagemoe  about 1 year ago

    Hold up! The last time they visited Nowhere, they did it by simply not going anywhere. So, if they can get there that easily from home, then this means they can basically just teleport wherever they want, whenever they want. So Marigold had better pull a reason out of nowhere for why they don’t do that more often.

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    anja_murmann  about 1 year ago

    Nowhere, Somewhere and Anywhere are the default place names in SimCity. (at least the early versions)

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    French Persons Premium Member about 1 year ago

    No, Phoebe. They’re coming from a unicorn’s butt!

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    Enter.Name.Here  about 1 year ago

    “We use a Ruby Slipper-free method of returning home. There’s no place like reality. There’s no place like reality. There’s no place like re….”

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    eddi-TBH  about 1 year ago

    If you are nowhere, nothing can happen. But since you are something you need to be somewhere. Marigold’s rule makes sense in that respect. Because the somewhere you belong is where you have always belonged, home.

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    Jungle Empress  about 1 year ago

    Is Marigold channeling Glinda?

    (Obviously I mean movie!Glinda. Book!Glinda is cool.)

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    Calvinist1966  about 1 year ago

    When Phoebe and Dakota are transported “home”, will they be transported to their separate homes or will they be transported together (with Marigold) to somewhere near their homes? Possibly the bus stop portal that they entered the alternate reality from. Will the talking cat be transported to their reality with them? So many questions.

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    Triumphant for a few ....  about 1 year ago

    Marigold is the bomb! The “ditz” with the “wits”

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    Decepticomic  about 1 year ago

    You and me both, Dakota. Just think of all the cool stuff that’s probably going on back in the human world?

    …I got nothin’.

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    Wichita1.0  about 1 year ago

    SOOO, the lyrics could just as well be "he’s a real everywhere man…’?

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    salenstormwing  about 1 year ago

    “No matter where you go, there you are.” — B. Banzai (1984)

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    StoicLion1973  about 1 year ago

    I agree with Dakota…

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Marigold forgot to don her sunglasses after that one. “Yeeeaaaahhhhh!!!”

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    mistie710  about 1 year ago

    Sounds a bit like the Infinite Improbability Drive is at work here. Just look around and se if you can find a really hot cup of tea anywhere.

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    oldiesfan  about 1 year ago

    This boring, weird story line has gone on way too long!

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    Khatkhattu Premium Member about 1 year ago

    This whole arc reminds me of the Muppet Song “To Morrow”.

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    Jonathan K. and the Elusive Dream Girl  about 1 year ago

    (From the Wizardcorn of Oz ):

    Phoebothy: Oh will you help me? Can you help me?

    Mariglinda: You don’t need to be helped any longer. You’ve always had the power to go back home.

    Phoebothy: I have?

    Scarekrota: Then why didn’t you tell her before? I could have been out of here a month ago!

    Mariglinda: Because she wouldn’t have believed me. She had to learn it for herself.

    The Sphinx Cat: What have you learned, Phoebothy?

    Phoebothy: Well, I, I think that it, that it wasn’t enough just to want to see my parents. And it’s that if I ever go looking for my heart’s desire again, I won’t look any further than my own backyard. Because if it isn’t there, I never really lost it to begin with. Is that right?

    Mariglinda: That’s all it is. Especially when there’s a unicorn in your backyard.

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    Need coffee  about 1 year ago

    They’re in Nowhere? Where are Courage, Mildred and Eustace?

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    Godfreydaniel  about 1 year ago

    I wonder what the epic poet Homer (no, NOT the one on “Simpsons”) would have thought of this odyssey…….

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    willie_mctell  about 1 year ago

    It’s Unicorn Rules so they are a bit flexible.

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    jerrica.benton333  about 1 year ago

    wait, so what happened to the most enchanted lands??

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 1 year ago

    Shouldn’t nowhere be black not white?

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    AMF  about 1 year ago

    Ignore the haters, Dana. I’m enjoying this.

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