Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 08, 2023

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    Sugar Bombs 95  4 months ago

    Lucky she didn’t suddenly gain a sombrero and/or Mickey Mouse pants.

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    codycab  4 months ago

    What about the risk of indigestion?

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    Averagemoe  4 months ago

    Friend don’t trick friends into eating expired food.

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    Joseph comicinthestrip  4 months ago

    This gives off the same energy as a “First friend to fall asleep at a sleep-over” video.

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    Enter.Name.Here  4 months ago

    Feeding her beans expired over 3 decades? UNICORN!

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 4 months ago

    They’re not completely uncool.

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    eldeecee  4 months ago

    1980s styles of cool and awesome never go out of style.

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    Jacob Mattingly   4 months ago

    Kids don’t let your unicorn feed you expired beans

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    iggyman  4 months ago

    Wait until Phoebe experiences the final “report” from the beans, it may be cool or not!

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    sirbadger  4 months ago

    Is this like donating expired food to a homeless shelter? A few hours later Phoebe’s bedroom will smell like something expired in 1986.

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    Yngvar Følling  4 months ago

    I just rewatched the Doctor Who episode “The Empty Child,” from the Christopher Eccleston era, where a zombie-like plague had gas masks growing out of the faces of the afflicted. Proper nightmare fuel, and inevitably influenced how I imagined the transition from panel 2 to panel 3.

    Dana is making hell for anyone who wants to translate her comic. I can’t imagine how I’d translate this to Norwegian.

    Are you my mommy?

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    kaykeyser  4 months ago

    A can of beans that makes you cool by 80s standards? So she has a huge Star Wars collection, She-Ra Underroos, , Michel Jackson Tapes with a boom box, Skateboarding skills, a competed deck of Garbage Pail Kids cards including on es named after her friends, A Tedy Rupin , a My Pet Monster, a solved Rubix Cube , a boke with a basket in front and an ET plushie, Tickets to see Bigfoot at the monster truck Rally, her parents let her see an R rated movie, she knows at least 5 swear words, She has a early release copy of Super Mario Bros 3 and a game winning football Autographed by OJ Simpson ?

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    eddi-TBH  4 months ago

    “The future’s so bright, I have to wear shades.”

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    eddi-TBH  4 months ago

    Phoebe with the Big Hair look. Mind boggling. Or is that brain damaging?

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    French Persons Premium Member 4 months ago

    Marigold, why did you feed her those expired, rotten beans?

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    DaBump Premium Member 4 months ago

    Uh, Marigold, you might have led with that expiration date thingy.

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    nsr60  4 months ago

    Phoebe Headroom.

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    Decepticomic  4 months ago

    Well, free shades at least.

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    delennwen  4 months ago

    Ah, 1980s hair. With tons of Aqua Net hairspray. LOL!

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    trainnut1956  4 months ago

    Expired beans? Well, she going to be seeing something other than sparkles in a few hours…

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    salenstormwing  4 months ago

    1986 was a good year. Mostly because of Top Gun. Do you feel the need for speed, Phoebe?

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 4 months ago

    So bad. I would love to see Phoebe with that kind of extreme hairstyle.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  4 months ago

    Wait, what’s the “freshness date” on that Awesome Sauce? It could be… skunky!

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    Thrackerzod  4 months ago

    As long as the seal was good she should be fine, but I don’t think they would have tasted very good. There’s a Youtube channel where a guy cooks up and eats old army rations from World War II.

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    FRITH RA  4 months ago

    Imagining Phoebe with a Farah Fawcett Majors doo.

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    tychoaussie  4 months ago

    God, I need some of that, expired or not.

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    prrdh  4 months ago

    Phoebe, check your pants. Do they flare out below the knees?

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    Andrew Bosch Premium Member 4 months ago

    Like Corey Hart, Phoebe wears her sunglasses at night!

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