Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 17, 2024

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    Averagemoe  3 months ago

    Reminds me of an occasion when Ozy and Millie used the phrase “on one paw”, which I’m now realizing was a criminally underutilized joke.

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    codycab  3 months ago

    Marigold does look nice with those winter things.

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    sirbadger  3 months ago

    If you had a muscular tail like a kangaroo or T-Rex, you could stand on it.

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    mccollunsky  3 months ago

    Next time, flip a coin.

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    SuperNyanCat  3 months ago

    Sorry but… Your not an alicorn

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    Enter.Name.Here  3 months ago

    And less painful. “Eeny Meeny Miney OW!”

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    iggyman  3 months ago

    “On the other hoof” Love it!

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    eddi-TBH  3 months ago

    I love that unicorn!

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    Calvinist1966  3 months ago

    “What’s up?”

    “I am about to make a decision.”

    Making the decision brought Marigold down.

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    Athelind  3 months ago

    Now we know what all those rampant unicorns on heraldic devices were doing.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  3 months ago

    If you flip a unicorn, it tends to come up heads and tails.

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    whelan_jj  3 months ago

    Can’t a unicorn magically float with no hooves on the ground when the occasion demands? Color me disappointed.

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    Decepticomic  3 months ago

    Unicorns be stupid.

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    sueb1863  3 months ago

    Heck, around here winter’s been over for a few weeks now. The trees are budding.

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    dv  3 months ago

    It doesn’t have to be all or nothing. My wife has an interesting trait of sometime wearing one of her socks to only cover the end of her foot if she is getting a little warm, or just wearing one sock if it is a little warmer.

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    prrdh  3 months ago

    “On the gripping hand” gives the same result.

    Or you could just ask the one-handed economist Truman asked for. If you can find one.

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    "Doon the Watter" on the Waverley  3 months ago

    It may be more dignified, true, but those tigers get so growly when you start grabbing at their toes!

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    Stephen Gilberg  3 months ago

    You could use your tail. And your horn.

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    Billavi Premium Member 3 months ago

    Back in the day, Marigold inspired Eadweard Muybridge

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 3 months ago

    This is why Marigold is the best.

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    jerrica.benton333  3 months ago

    mG is making all these cute faces

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