Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 01, 2024

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    Averagemoe  3 months ago

    Soon, Marigold won’t need a mirror. She can just look in herself.

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    codycab  3 months ago

    Marigold: “That is NOT what I look like!”

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    Need coffee  3 months ago

    Just yesterday, I suggested at Non Sequitur that today’s Polish jokes had to be about furniture.

    That has to be a new record for speed of being proven wrong.

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    tudza Premium Member 3 months ago

    Gilding the lily.

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    Kwen  3 months ago

    One week was enough

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    mccollunsky  3 months ago

    Does one use Mother’s or Amor-all for a unicorn?

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    jerrica.benton333  3 months ago

    Now your unicorn is Polish

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    enigmamz  3 months ago

    Procrastination is a full-time job.

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    Enter.Name.Here  3 months ago

    BRUSH da ’corn, POLISH da hooves.

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    Ermine Notyours  3 months ago

    My mom [knocking on the bathroom door]: "What are you doing in there?

    Me: “Nothing Mom. I’m polishing my unicorn.”

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    iggyman  3 months ago

    I like her depiction of tiny Phoebe!

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    mistie710  3 months ago

    I was going to procastinate. I’ll do it later.

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    BLUEBONNETS Premium Member 3 months ago

    People who don’t “cartoon” have no idea how much work goes in to writing/drawing 365 toons a year.

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    mokspr Premium Member 3 months ago

    Funny, I didn’t realize Marigold identifies as being Polish.

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    Steverino Premium Member 3 months ago

    “I’m polishing my unicorn”.

    That’s a really good excuse. I’ll have to use it sometime.

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    DaBump Premium Member 3 months ago

    I couldn’t even begin to polish something as sparkly as Marigold.

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    artjohn42  3 months ago

    I had no idea unicorns needed to be polished.

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    Decepticomic  3 months ago

    Make that coat nice and shiny.

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    sjsczurek  3 months ago

    I like this rendition of Marigold!

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    aunt granny  3 months ago

    I just discovered that cat vacuums actually exist.   “I have to vacuum the cat” was supposed to be the silliest-possible excuse for not writing.

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    Taracinablue  3 months ago

    Marigold appreciates the polishing, I’m sure, but is confused, lol

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    rgcviper  3 months ago

    “Tiny Me (Mini Me) … she completes me.”

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