Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 10, 2024

Okay, unicorn name slot machine. What have you got for me today?

O? I alwas play tic-tac-toe using Xs and zeros.

To be honest, I’d rather meet the stars of “The Unicorn Squares”.

Quite elegantly circular is an interesting way to put it.

It’s like that one episode of Community where the Dean played human chess

I like the Unicorn names!

This makes me think of how much fun it would be to see Marigold get fat in some later comics.

Like she starts eating too much of something or another and then she can’t move.

She might have a good self image of herself fat, but you convince her that she is better the other way and she gets over it.

I wonder how fat she would have to be before she loses her sexiness.

Gossamer Opalescent Fetlocks changed color from yesterday. Gossamer was green yesterday.

Would “rounding up” Begonia Unfathomable Dignity be considered a surpifluous act?

Looks undignified, I thought that they’d get goblins and elves to be their game pieces.

Begonia whachamacallit reminds me of the girl in Willy Wonka who turned into a blueberry.

Me too, Begonia. Me too.