Pickles by Brian Crane for October 03, 2018

Is that a zit, a mole, or a tick?

Um… Opal wants to be a widow that badly?

She could see if he fogs up a mirror, but if she got a mirror out, he might suspect that she’s into drugs. Sometimes old people are like vampires; they don’t like to see their reflections.

I’ve done that with various family members.

Opal is just doing a Dobby…at least she didn’t jump on his chest !

Almost got distracted with the date floating up there by itself…couldn’t they have put it in a less obtrusive area?

Let’s face it, we’ve all done that. Okay, me and Opal.

The husband of a friend of my wife’s died in his sleep. Not funny.

Opal, is there a life insurance policy in your future?

REMINDER. Renew the life insurance.

“Don’t he look nacherul?”

I have to check my husband every once in a while. Sleep apnea is kinda scary.

Opal should be on Deadly Women or Snapped.

Why are there so many posts that seem to assume that Opal is checking because she wants Earl dead? My own take is that she is making sure that he is still alive, because that is what I would do. I do that sometimes with my older pets, when they are sleeping so still they look like they may have died in their sleep.

Most wife’s do.

She’s just checking…She always wanted to throw a coin in the Trevi Fountain and Earl’s policy should cover that….