Pickles by Brian Crane for August 19, 2022

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  3 months ago

    so when Opal’s gone, is Earl going to be sent to an assisted living center?

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    stairsteppublishing  3 months ago

    I am surprised that he isn’t checking the back of his head, or does he think she is just joking?

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    sirbadger  3 months ago

    Does the sticker contain the name of an old folks home?

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    Crow Eatery  3 months ago

    Do they only have one daughter and one grandson? It shouldn’t be that hard to figure out who to leave things to.

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    Kevin @ 32179 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Do your survivors a favor, most of the stuff belongs in a dumpster. I’ve moved, I know! Probably not Earl though

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    C  3 months ago

    She’s a piece of work

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    jmworacle  3 months ago

    Ouch!

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    sandpiper  3 months ago

    As it is said wives live longer than husbands, is that sticker wasted?

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    hariseldon59  3 months ago

    Just as long as Opal isn’t planning to leave Earl to her sister.

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    MayCauseBurns  3 months ago

    So THAT’S what that QR code is for!

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    It won’t be necessary for you, Earl. She’ll make sure you go first.

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    Does that tag say Recycling Bin?

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    scullerguy  3 months ago

    Why does Muffin’s portrait rate such a prominent place?

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    Queen of America Premium Member 3 months ago

    Do people really do that? If it’s just Earl, the daughter and grandson, what’s the point? And, if there were more people, who’s to say stickers won’t get changed? Just make a will or a trust.

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    jagedlo  3 months ago

    You just had to leave yourself open to that one, huh, Earl!

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    PraiseofFolly  3 months ago

    Without her to keep him on the path of righteous, she should leave him along with her other stuff to Good Will. Or better, to The Salvation Army,

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    iggyman  3 months ago

    A tattoo applied while he was asleep?!

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    Redd Panda  3 months ago

    Opal plans on planting Earl, not the other way around.

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    brick10  3 months ago

    Penned with permanent ink.

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    Wichita1.0  3 months ago

    My mom did this. There was absolutely no indication that it did any good.

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    purepaul  3 months ago

    Great one. I was like number 101!

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    kaycstamper  3 months ago

    She seems to be smiling as she’s saying that!

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Ha! I’ve been doing this same thing….saves discrepancies in the future!

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    ANIMAL  3 months ago

    Good……. that means she’s going FIRST.!!

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    Bill The Nuke  3 months ago

    My wife’s grandmother did that. And her Uncle took everything valuable before anyone else arrived.

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    Gen.Flashman  3 months ago

    Always found it interesting that people will stand in line for hours to pay 3x $ (often full retail) at an “estate sale” than what they would pay at a regular yard/garage sale.

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    heathcliff2  3 months ago

    You should check the sticker Earl.

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    jsimpso1  3 months ago

    I wonder which name is on it because her sister Pearl won’t have anything to do with him.

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    Raenalex  3 months ago

    yeah, my grandmother did this. She had 6 kids and a zillion grandkids, greats, etc. It was so there would be no fuss or fighting after about anything. And in her later years, anything you gave her, she put you name back on it. So it helped reduce junk, lol! She started this early on (in her 80s?) and lived to be 103. Btw, there was no fuss or fighting about anything!

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    RadioDial Premium Member 3 months ago

    Trust me Opal, no one wants your stuff. Times changed. Just went through this times 2.

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    jscarff57 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Just mark it on his underwear…

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    oakie817  3 months ago

    oh ka-zing!

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    rickmac1937 Premium Member 3 months ago

    My aunt left me a list of who gets what,I was only relative

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Earl: Huh?

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    zeexenon  3 months ago

    Don’t forget Acme Trash Company.

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    sparklite  3 months ago

    ‘To whom I want them to go’ sounds less tortured than ‘whom I want them to go to.’

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    kab2rb  3 months ago

    Back at you Earl. My sister took most of what our mom had. Sold what we could not use.

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    w16521  3 months ago

    So Earl and Opal don’t have a will?

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    w16521  3 months ago

    I wonder who is going to inherit the framed picture of Muffin.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 3 months ago

    Every holiday I take one item to my daughter from her childhood that I have held onto that will make her smile. She’s old enough to decide if she wants to keep these things or not. If nothing else, I have less to deal with here, and she gets a little trip down memory lane. She also knows to allow my closest friends to have something of mine when my time goes. She knows who shouldn’t get anything valuable. The best part is I told her I hide cash in my stuff so she will have to actually go through everything, just in case. I don’t hide cash, but who knows what I might do in the future?

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    Mopman  3 months ago

    If I was Earl, I’d check it out. Maybe it was the name of a hot looking friend!

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    adutcher1945  3 months ago

    Hilarious!

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    Realimaginary1 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Earl: “By the way, who’s Dole?”

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