Pickles by Brian Crane for January 22, 2023

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      11 months ago

    maybe he’s just reached his maximum N.A.G. exposure and needs to temporarily remove himself from the toxic environment

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    Templo S.U.D.  11 months ago

    staying hydrated is important, but it’s killer to be overly hydrated

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    Macushlalondra  11 months ago

    I have the same problem with coffee. You can’t buy it, you can only rent it.

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    monkeysky  11 months ago

    I need to drink a lot of water on weekend nights, because otherwise I might just not get out of bed until Monday morning.

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    syzygy47  11 months ago

    Would have though would have been in the same (leaky) boat.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  11 months ago

    An old Maxwell House container beside the bed reduces exercise greatly.

    (And keeps the floors dry.)

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    Uncle Kenny  11 months ago

    My urologist told me to drink at least four liters of water per day. My cardiologist prescrbed a water pill.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  11 months ago

    Momma don’t allow no dogs on the bed ’round here.

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    hariseldon59  11 months ago

    Doesn’t he take Roscoe for walks? He must get some exercise from that.

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    iggyman  11 months ago

    Maybe Earl doesn’t listen but you have Roscoe who does!

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    saylorgirl  11 months ago

    Every time I get up in the middle of the night, my dog Stormy thinks it’s time to get up and eat.

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    Ivan the Terrible   11 months ago

    No laughing matter when you have BPH, enlarged prostate.

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    PraiseofFolly  11 months ago

    Earl: Tell a really funny joke to make Opal laugh, and maybe she’ll have to get up to the bathroom, too. Cruel, but effective. (Such revenge is a p-ss best served WARM.)

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    submachine  11 months ago

    who cares what momma don’t allow

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    DawnQuinn1  11 months ago

    Has Opal EVER said anything nice about Earl? I doubt it.

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  11 months ago

    I fight for space on the bed, 4 shepherds, pit mix and poodle mix are all allowed on bed and couches. They are family!

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    kathleenhicks62  11 months ago

    I get exercise that way also.

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    ladykat  11 months ago

    It’s my exercise too.

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    Zebrastripes  11 months ago

    OY‼️ stop your complaining, Opal! day and night too⁉️☹️

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    tremaine53  11 months ago

    Well, the important thing, Opal, is that you’ve found yet another reason to criticize Earl. If there were an Olympic competition in Spouse Criticizing, I’m not saying that Opal would win the gold, but she’d certainly medal.

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    w16521  11 months ago

    Opal shouldn’t be talking about him getting exercise. She needs to speak for herself, considering her 280lb weight!

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    Redd Panda  11 months ago

    Put a cot in the bathroom. Save steps.

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    ANIMAL  11 months ago

    Now THAT’S just sad…….

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    donwestonmysteries  11 months ago

    Its called an enlarged prostate, something he can’t help. Yes drinking no fluids after 6 p.m. would help, though.

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    zeexenon  11 months ago

    The curse of the former working class. The Upstairs Maids of the rich catheterize His Royal Highness when necessary.

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    LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member 11 months ago

    My Sunday newspaper has one more panel than this one. It shows Earl snuffling himself awake, then in the next panel saying “UGH!”. In this version it’s clear that he has sleep apnea. Many people think they wake up because they have to go to the bathroom. In fact it’s the gasping for air that awakens them, and then they determine they need to go. Voice of experience…

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    Jogger2  11 months ago

    I tried drinking less water before bedtime. But, being hydrated helps me sleep better.

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    candor1230  11 months ago

    Brian had to have been in our bathroom last nite while we were taking pills!!

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    DM2860  11 months ago

    Well she is right about one thing. She should not say anything. People do not listen to unsolicited advice so if he does not ask, there is no point in whining. You are just making both of you more unhappy.

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    NELS BALWIT Premium Member 11 months ago

    My Doctor told me to drink 4 Liters of water every day. Then she had the nerve to ask if I had to get up in the middle of the night. Well, DUH!

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    heathcliff2  11 months ago

    Seems someone else needs to go.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 11 months ago

    When you gotta go….go!

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    That’s why I have seperate bedrooms…

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    Ya gotta go, ya gotta go..

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    kab2rb  11 months ago

    That speaks of me each night and I get up more during the night then Earl and I do exercise during the day. I have certain exercises that is needed for my left lower hip, when weather is nice I am walking further trying to meet the distance of church I go to, and next I have stay fit exercise equipment been off for 9 months be few more months, added bonus, the left above hip bone fracture has healed just soft bone soon one more month. What a long journey been. Most will not know what I talk of.

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      11 months ago

    well he could just pee the bed, but I’ll bet Ms Bossy Bʳitches would complain about that too

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