Pickles by Brian Crane for January 25, 2023

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    allen@home  4 months ago

    Earl that’s it without question. It’s your dashing good looks.

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    8 of 8  4 months ago

    It’s a burden we ruggedly handsome old guys carry in silence…


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    Templo S.U.D.  4 months ago

    Sure, Earl. Let’s go with that.

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    Jaques Sheet  4 months ago

    Roscoe’s expession: “is he for real?”

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    Erse IS better  4 months ago

    Force of habit. Which I always thought was something about nuns…

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    Ratkin  4 months ago

    William Bendix, maybe.

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    suv2000  4 months ago

    Which one godzilla or Mr. Magoo

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    CO Premium Member 4 months ago

    It is of course, his sense of humor.

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    AlondraRachellaLabute  4 months ago

    Not hardly Earl. She just wants a clean house so she doesn’t wait around for you to clean up after yourself because it would be a long wait wouldn’t it?

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    cubswin2016  4 months ago

    Earl is just asking to get punched.

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    It’s her du … (just kidding)

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    PraiseofFolly  4 months ago

    If she called him “Studly Dudley” would he get the joke?

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    iggyman  4 months ago

    Like the song goes: “Oh Lord it’s Hard to be Humble, When everything’s going your way, I hate to look in the Mirror, ’cause I get better looking each day”!

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    Daniel Verburg  4 months ago

    Mellow, mellow, mellow.

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    dadoctah  4 months ago

    I’m reminded of what Jessica Rabbit said when she was asked why she married Roger: “he makes me laugh”.

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    akiprev04  4 months ago

    I think this already was not long ago. Winter vacation?

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    jagedlo  4 months ago

    Judging by his expression, even Roscoe has a hard time believing that!

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    tremaine53  4 months ago

    It’s pretty clear that Opal’s in it for the security. She commits 10 acts of contempt toward Earl for every ONE act of thoughtfulness.

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    cmerb  4 months ago

    Roscoes eyes are the whole cartoon today : )

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    ANIMAL  4 months ago

    I’ll take that as “NO”

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    JudithStocker  4 months ago

    Well it is Opal’s job. She chose it many years ago and it seems too late to quit.

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    rhpii  4 months ago

    Like George Clooney only with a silent C?

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  4 months ago

    Earl may get very nervous if his wife plays the Dixie Chicks album.

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    Redd Panda  4 months ago

    Earl’s an old pair of slippers. Worn out and a little ragged from wear. But, comfortable.

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    Barnabus Blackoak  4 months ago

    Well, he DOES look likea movie star https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000979/mediaviewer/rm457747457?ref_=nmmi_mi_all_sf_8 Wilford Brimley

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    wongo  4 months ago

    I see Rosco ain’t buying it!

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    Moonkey Premium Member 4 months ago

    If Opal ever needs help, and maybe she has at some point, and Earl has to step up and take her to the hospital, manage alone for a while, and then take care of her, I will have more respect for him if he can do it without making a mess of everything. He is lazy.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 4 months ago

    Good question.. A lack of imagination about the alternative probably.

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    ladykat  4 months ago

    Familiarity. That’s what it is.

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    Wanderer87  4 months ago

    ….and people ask me why I never remarried:)

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    hk Premium Member 4 months ago

    Take your money and leave, I’m sure she will love it, right?

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    cactusbob333  4 months ago

    He has her snorting something.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  4 months ago

    “Yup. Right up there with Jack Elam.”

    (One of my favorites.)

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    monya_43  4 months ago

    I knew a couple who constantly bickered, argued and complained at each other. I thought they must have been miserable. He passed away and she would tell everyone what a wonderful man he was. Go figure . . . ;-D

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    They’re so settled in she just does it and he keeps instigating☺️☺️

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    zeexenon  4 months ago

    Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus and no husbands think like this.

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    Just So So Premium Member 4 months ago

    My husband (44 years this year) always says, “If she don’t find you handsome, she better find you handy.” ;-) Taken from The Red Green Show.

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    Mike in AL  4 months ago

    Well, he does remind me of Wilford Brimley…

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    w16521  4 months ago

    Nah Earl its just that you’re still pretty good in the sack!

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    Angry Indeed  4 months ago

    I love how Roscoe is rapt by the conversation and his reactions to Earl’s explanation! ;-p

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    Florida Boy Premium Member 4 months ago

    She puts up with you for three reasons: the pension you’ve earned after working 40 or 50 years to support her, your life insurance policy and the certainty that she’ll outlive you and get to spend all that money at the fabric store. RIP Earl. That’s your life. Was it really worth it?

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    Richard Perry  4 months ago

    Roscoe seems to have borrowed Lila’s cats eyes.

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