Pickles by Brian Crane for March 22, 2023

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    Ratkin  6 months ago

    Many hands make light work but too many cooks spoil the broth.

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    Templo S.U.D.  6 months ago

    Well, didn’t the citizens of Bedrock sleep on slabs of rock?

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    Zykoic  6 months ago

    My dad’s favorite, “Why do you go to school so much? Are dumb or something?”

    I was first to go to college, graduated and I had gone back for a Masters…

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    scote1379 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Always make your Bed !

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    Cornelius Noodleman  6 months ago

    I could sleep on apple PEELS. (Get it?)

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    sandpiper  6 months ago

    Old bones and old tales, comfortable sofa and willing listener. Perfect.

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      6 months ago

    unlike yesterday, when you fell asleep on the toilet

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    Frankolino1313  6 months ago

    My grandfather born in 1885 had a good one, “If wishes were horses all beggars would ride.”

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    dlkrueger33  6 months ago

    Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for me.

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    PraiseofFolly  6 months ago

    “You can pick your friends. And you can pick your nose. But you you shouldn’t pick a friend’s nose.”

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    The Reader Premium Member 6 months ago

    You made your pile of rocks, now sleep on it!

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    iggyman  6 months ago

    “Make hay while the sun shines”!

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    iggyman  6 months ago

    “The work won’t get done by itself”!

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    jagedlo  6 months ago

    And he still doesn’t!

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    pathfinder  6 months ago

    “Egscuzes, egscuzes. Vee don’t need egscuzes, vee need de vork oudt!”

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    pathfinder  6 months ago

    I can still fall asleep on a pile of rocks (at 80) but getting up from that nap is a whole other thing.

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    Dkram  6 months ago

    At 20 I could sleep on a bare cement floor, at 70, get a Stecher.


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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 6 months ago

    Egyptian royalty slept on rocks for pillows.

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    eced52  6 months ago

    Idle hands are the devil’s workshop.

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    ANIMAL  6 months ago

    OLD people can fall asleep anywhere TOO

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    I have always had trouble sleeping on hard surfaces, even when I was young and limber.

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 6 months ago

    What are you doing in the bathroom all day and all night ? Come on out and give someone else a chance. That’s what me old Dad always said.

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    LOL! Some old saying are true!

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 6 months ago

    Earl teaches Nelson a little bit about ‘bedrock’.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 6 months ago

    This just confirms that Earl never made a bed in his life. We already know he can fall asleep anywhere.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 6 months ago

    Earl’s life has been simple!

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    rob  6 months ago

    ‘Idle Hands Are the Devil’s Workshop’

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    monya_43  6 months ago

    “If wishes were fishes, we‘d have a big fry.”

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    stamps  6 months ago

    Look before you leap. But he who hesitates is lost.

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    zeexenon  6 months ago

    I want that finished now or sooner.

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    eced52  6 months ago

    Close the door, I’m not paying to cool the whole neighborhood.

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    mengelji  6 months ago

    “Big doors swing on little hinges”

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