Pickles by Brian Crane for April 26, 2023

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    allen@home  about 1 year ago

    Earl couldn’t you turn them off ? Or just turned them way down ?

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 1 year ago

    you asked, Opal

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    sirbadger  about 1 year ago

    If he had married a supermodel, what would have been different? 50 years later, she would look like Opal.

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    The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member about 1 year ago

    THAT just changed your life Earl!

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    carlsonbob  about 1 year ago

    That’s a loaded question anyhow. With or without the hearing aids, his answer will be wrong!

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    j_m_kuehl  about 1 year ago

    Knowing entrapment when presented

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    Doug K  about 1 year ago

    … and whap up side his head. (Now he regrets saying that out loud.)

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    iggyman  about 1 year ago

    Good comeback, Earl!

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    SNVBD  about 1 year ago

    I should have bought bitcoins back in 2005. Mind though, it wouldn’t have been easy since they didn’t exist yet till 2008…

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    billyc9501  about 1 year ago

    Looks like Roscoe didn’t want to get involved? I Don’t blame him.

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    PraiseofFolly  about 1 year ago

    DANGER, WILL ROBINSON! (Where’s Robot when he’s really needed?!)

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    basspro  about 1 year ago

    If I was married to Opal I would not have hearing aids.

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    Dkram  about 1 year ago

    Hope you have a comfortable couch Earl.

    \\//_

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    ANIMAL  about 1 year ago

    Ha.!!!!! - GOOD ONE.!!

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Who would want to marry anyone famous, let alone a supermodel, with the hassles that would entail?

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    kaycstamper  about 1 year ago

    Ouch!

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    ladykat  about 1 year ago

    I’m glad I didn’t have anything in my mouth! I choked myself laughing.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Family Feud avoided – GOOD ANSWER, EARL

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    Wanderer87  about 1 year ago

    I like to think about “alternative lives” occasionally. What would have happened if I hadn’t decided to move to this country from Europe for example? Or not have married? It gets mind-boggling, how every small decision would change everything.

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    Bookworm  about 1 year ago

    Watching the movie “Robot Monster” (1953). That’s sixty-six minutes of my life I’ll never get back.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    And there you have it!

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    Moonkey Premium Member about 1 year ago

    There is nothing quite like having a spouse you want to connect with who has either a newspaper covering their face or is staring at a TV with their jaw hanging down and you want to count the flies that might enter the void.

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    Meowise  about 1 year ago

    He could change one decision in life, by, maybe asking his cartoonist politely if he could swap strips?

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    Diamond Lil  about 1 year ago

    That is sooo exactly what my husband would say!

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    bwswolf  about 1 year ago

    That was a really loaded question ….. Opal … You should never ask a question, that you don’t want to know the “REAL” answer to .:)

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    daleandkristen  about 1 year ago

    He’d be on ‘The Loading Dock’ with Chesney (TEN CATS) right now.

    They deserve each other!!!!!

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    hk Premium Member about 1 year ago

    My wife asked that once and I said, “Hiring you as a maid. I would hire Scarlett Johansson to clean the house while you and I adjourn to the bedroom for some fun.”

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    Gasp! Hint hint, Opal!

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    moondog42 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    …And I am a stuntman living in LA

    Married to a small blonde Portuguese skier

    Who, when she’s not training does abstract paintings, practices yoga and brews her own beer.

    And really likes making home movies

    and suffers neck-down alopecia

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEyJnwPIr4Q

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    mistercatworks  about 1 year ago

    My first wife and I had an amicable divorce more than 40 years ago. It was gratifying to hear her say in a recent phone conversation that she doesn’t regret anything. I told her I felt the same.

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    LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member about 1 year ago

    For ONCE, I sympathize with Earl ;-)

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    zeexenon  about 1 year ago

    Aah, the least deadly answer to a no way out question.

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Getting married to the first wife. Then again, the divorce led me to return to Edinburgh to see The Fringe and there I met the lady who eventually, about 8 years later, became my second wife and we are still going strong 27 years later.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member about 1 year ago

    The aid is not in the hearing but in the selective hearing!!!

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    kathleenhicks62  about 1 year ago

    Exactly!

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    KEA  about 1 year ago

    being born would be mine (yeah, yeah, I know it wasn’t my choice and I’m a bit miffed about that)

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Earl escaped the no win scenario just like James T. Kirk did in the “Kobayashi Maru” training test (for Star Trek aficionados) but for different reasons.

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    Mikey Jay  about 1 year ago

    A safe wise answer Earl. :-)

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    w16521  about 1 year ago

    Gotta just love those trapping questions women are prone to ask.

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    pamela welch Premium Member about 1 year ago

    LOLOL — This is very funny! Pretty sure my parents/grandparents each had this conversation.

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    jbcuster  about 1 year ago

    I love Earl!

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