Pickles by Brian Crane for September 27, 2023

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    maureenmck Premium Member 5 months ago

    The same thing happens to me at least once or twice a week.

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    rasputin's horoscope  5 months ago

    Oh, the lessons poor Nelson is learning from both grandma and grandpa!

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    yoey1957  5 months ago

    I texted a friend and asked her to call my phone as I had misplaced it……when she asked how was I able to text her if I couldn’t find my phone I told her I was using my new microwave since it’s Bluetooth capable. Soon enough my phone rang, it was her. I need new friends. Tru story!

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    The Big Sad  5 months ago

    I’m only 16 and I already do this.

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    NavalHistorian  5 months ago

    This reminds me of part of an I Love Lucy episode where Ethel explained to Lucy that at the same time every morning Fred would ask her where his glasses were, and they’d always be on the top of his head.

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    Doug K  5 months ago

    Will this continue? I want to see where it’s headed.

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    The Reader Premium Member 5 months ago

    That will keep him out of trouble for the rest of the day.

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    win.45mag  5 months ago

    I love Earls eyes with no glasses. Reminds me of the joke about the guy with a glass eye, and he says I’ll keep an eye out for them.

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    Chris  5 months ago

    good idea. :j

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    iggyman  5 months ago

    That’s me with the cell phone!

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    jagedlo  5 months ago

    So that’s what Earl would look like without glasses…

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    elbow macaroni  5 months ago

    This old gag?

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    TMMILLER Premium Member 5 months ago

    I spent more than an hour searching for my glasses, before I finally realized I was wearing them!!!!

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    Dkram  5 months ago

    That’s an oldie, but, a goodie.

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    fencie  5 months ago

    Cost a fortune, but I bought three pairs of prescription eyeglasses a few months ago. Haven’t wasted a minute searching since.

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    Sir Davecelot  5 months ago

    Where have I seen this joke before…

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    ANIMAL  5 months ago

    She’s got a real MEAN streak in ’er……LOL

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    MRC112  5 months ago

    The number of times I’ve put a pencil behind my ear then spend a while trying to figure out where I put it down.

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    morningglory73 Premium Member 5 months ago

    For those of us who tend to lose things…we have lots of company.

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    Opal has a mean streak. For sure

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    ladykat  5 months ago

    That’s a tad on the mean side, Opal.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 5 months ago

    “Keeping an eye out for it” reminds me of the John Sayles film, The Brother From Another Planet. The “Brother” could remove an eyeball and hide it somewhere to act like a hidden camera. Later he could replace his eyeball and in his brain playback everything that happened while the eyeball was hidden.

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    Angry Indeed  5 months ago

    I’m nearsighted and I usually have an established place where I set my eyeglasses before going to bed. Occasionally, when I have to take them off during the day, I try to put them in a high contrast area so I can see where they are easily. I don’t know how bad Earl’s eyesight is but as for me, I would never prop them up on the top of my head. I need them to see things clearly that are further than a foot away!

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    fencie  5 months ago

    Advice I’ve taken when I set something down is to firmly point at it. Seems to staple the memory in place.

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    Neat '33  5 months ago

    Of course, we ALL know that’d NEVER happen to Opal, right?

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    bwswolf  5 months ago

    I know the feeling …..Earl ….. just yesterday I set my glasses down and did something ….. then came back to my computer ….. started to look for my glasses ….. about 15 minutes, I sat down at my computer, looked down at keyboard …… and guess what …… there they sat ….. ;)

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 5 months ago

    Nelson learns a new lesson every day………..

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    Moonkey Premium Member 5 months ago

    I use my Fitbit (or Alexa) to find my phone. When I wore glasses, my vision was so bad I wasn’t walking around without them. I was going to teach my dog to find my keys by scent, until I realized she really doesn’t understand words, so I leave them in my purse and use the button on the door to get in and my car has push button start. I never have to touch the fob. The car won’t start if I don’t have my purse, so I never leave home without that, either. It works for me.

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    zeexenon  5 months ago

    Good old Amazon sells little Bluetooth doodads you can stick on things that grow legs to call and they sing Die Zauberflöte. But small enough for glass will take a little more time or people will stare.

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    Nobody_Important  5 months ago

    Oh Earl, I can be so envious of people who can take their glasses off and still function.

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    Algolei I  5 months ago

    One time I saw my sister with three pairs of glasses pushed up on her forehead like that. And she was looking for a fourth pair, too.

    She buys ‘em from the dollar store ’cause she’s always losing them.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  5 months ago

    That joke is so old, the first time it was told the Dead Sea was just sick. (From ’Boy’s Life’ in the 1980’s.)

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    scottsafriendofgod  5 months ago

    There’s nothing funny about lying to someone who loves you and needs your help

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    scottsafriendofgod  5 months ago

    This from the woman who abuses her husband because she dreamed he did something wrong.

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