Pickles by Brian Crane for November 24, 2023

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    Concretionist  6 months ago

    I’ve never had trouble from “cheese worms”… but a caramel once pulled one of my crowns off.

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    syzygy47  6 months ago

    What doesn’t kill me makes me fatter.

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    The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 6 months ago

    cheeto’s get gummyl

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  6 months ago

    Preservatives preserve the food, not the teeth, it seems.

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    PraiseofFolly  6 months ago

    If Earl were a paleotologist, he might gnaw fossil bones to impress girls.

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    Blu Bunny  6 months ago

    Must have been the quick fried to a crackly crunch, Cheetos,

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    When I was a kid, the day after Thanksgiving was Go to the Dentist Day.

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    feefers_  6 months ago

    When I was 9 we were on holiday. I chewed a toffee and my brace was pulled off my teeth. We had to go home very early. I was not popular.

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    win.45mag  6 months ago

    I hear denture repairs are quite costly. The “ow” must be in anticipation of the bill.

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    The Reader Premium Member 6 months ago

    Maybe the dentist will have a Black Friday special.

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    bmckee  6 months ago

    In Canada we have Hawkins Cheezies. They’re that hard on purpose. (And now I want some Cheezies.)

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    jagedlo  6 months ago

    “Sure, why not?” Earl found out why not…

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    steveh64  6 months ago

    Some day, thousands of years from now, archaeologists will be puzzling over their finding of petrified Cheetos.

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    cracker65  6 months ago

    Taffy is horrible. I remember eating sugar daddy’s, sugar mommas, and sugar babies as a kid. They will all do a number on your dental work.

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    DawnQuinn1  6 months ago

    MacIntosh Toffee (Wack A Pack) must have been invented by dentists as a way to increase traffic to their office. Guaranteed to pull out fillings and break teeth.

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    gluetrap  6 months ago

    I dearly love the very cheesy Cheetos. But they can get very hard to crunch down on.

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    zeexenon  6 months ago

    ’Did the same thing with a Tums tablet … saved the molar chunk in case the dentist can Super Glue it back on but waiting for 2024 dental insurance to kick in just in case. Now letting Tums mostly dissolve in my mouth.

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    ragsarooni Premium Member 6 months ago

    Good luck with THAT one,Opal…..

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    khjalmarj  6 months ago

    If I eat lots of things with lots of preservatives, will I live longer? Seems to make sense.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 6 months ago

    Earl never listens……

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    elgrecousa Premium Member 6 months ago

    Earl portrayed as an idiot yet again.

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    prrdh  6 months ago

    The preservatives protect against harmful microorganisms, not petrification.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 6 months ago

    free Pocket food isn’t what is cracked up to be!

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    mistercatworks  6 months ago

    Old Cheetos go soft. You only know that if you don’t have a dog.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 6 months ago

    I once left an opened, unfinished but capped, bottle of soda/pop at my child’s house. The two litre size. It was there, unrefrigerated, from May until November. Child and her husband took bets on if I would still drink it or not. Child won. It was just fine. Peanut M&Ms also age well – I found one that had apparently rolled away from me who knows how long ago and ate it. Also just fine.

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    Saurischia Premium Member 6 months ago

    That will cost you at least $1,000!

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member 6 months ago

    I broke a tooth on popcorn once. It hurts!

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    GG_loves_comics Premium Member 6 months ago

    Nothing surprises me about breaking a tooth. I had a friend who broke her tooth on a cheese pizza.

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