Pickles by Brian Crane for April 14, 2024

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    The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 3 months ago

    Better wear your glasses in the bathroom from now on!

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    yoey1957  3 months ago

    There have been countless times I’ve gone to bed thinking about all the things I was going to get done the next day only to wake up the next morning and say…..nah!

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    jasonsnakelover  3 months ago

    Unless it’s a small yard like ours, he’d probably wanna use a drastic senior discount to get someone to take care of the yard.

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    Yakety Sax  3 months ago

    You’re the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo bottles.

    Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?

    I like the way you comb your hair. It’s impressive how you’re able to hide the horns.

    Mirrors can’t talk. Lucky for you, they can’t laugh, either.

    You’re as sharp as a rubber ball.

    I’d give you a nasty look, but it seems like you’ve already got one.

    I’m listening. I just need a minute to process so much stupid information at once.

    Oops, my bad. I could’ve sworn I was dealing with an adult.

    I’m so sorry if my brutal honesty inconvenienced your overinflated sense of self.

    I’d say you’re ‘dumb as a rock,’ but at least a rock can hold a door open.

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    sandpiper  3 months ago

    To quote a list Dad made up one day decades ago. If your dandruff, shampoo, mouthwash, aftershave, deodorant, body talc, Prep H, and foot powder work, it’s all good.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  3 months ago

    I heard a preparation H joke where some guy writes to the company and says the toothpaste works good but tastes awful.

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    LawrenceS  3 months ago

    If that’s the best comeback you had you should count yourself as fortunate you couldn’t come up with it while she was still in the room.

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    But it still kept you from cleaning up the yard.

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    PraiseofFolly  3 months ago

    It’s better than the desperately lame Tom Smothers comeback, “Oh, oh … yeah?”

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    ddl297  3 months ago

    Everything on my daily “To Do” list is for mornings and early afternoons. By 4 PM I’m wiped, so, “Oh So Sorry, Not Gonna Happen” list!

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    iggyman  3 months ago

    Keep the super glue far, far away from your eye drops!

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    ObiJoan  3 months ago

    “L’esprit de l’escalier”

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    Blu Bunny  3 months ago

    Why, I didn’t know the yard was dirty.

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    Blu Bunny  3 months ago

    I think his reply would sound better the other way as thinking the toothpaste was preparation H.

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    flemmingo  3 months ago

    Roscoe seems to think that Earl should wash his mouth out before it shrinks.

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    cmerb  3 months ago

    The Roscoe is the best today : )

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    royq27  3 months ago

    I’ll be back later with a comment on todays’ comic…

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    billycnj  3 months ago

    The French have an expression “L’espirit escalier” coming down the stairs"

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    kaycstamper  3 months ago

    Yep, you and me too, Earl!

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 3 months ago

    If, you thought “that” was a great comeback.. best, you think again.

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    the lost wizard  3 months ago

    On the plus side my gums are no longer swollen. :)

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  3 months ago

    Just as bad as when George Costanza came up with ‘jerk store’ too late.

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    zeexenon  3 months ago

    And his mouth shrunk, and his voice sounded like a black capped chickadee.

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    BuckeyeFanForever Premium Member 3 months ago

    The old like Jonathan says on that darn commercial… “would of, could of, should of”. The story of my life. Only that’s no joke really because I should of bought life Insurance before my wife passed away 5 years ago. Don’t be sorry about doing something you should have done and didn’t do.

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    ChessPirate  3 months ago

    Reminds me of what I think is the funniest bit in the “Dennis the Menace” films, Mr. Wilson’s bathroom mishaps (caused by Dennis, of course ☺):

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    ANIMAL  3 months ago

    I have NO COMMENT

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    Stocky One  3 months ago
    I just hope, Earl, that you didn’t use the whole tube. Otherwise, someone’s going to have ’roid rage…
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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Poor Roscoe….he gets to hear them………

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    It’s like what I call my “mañana Spanish”. 24 hours later I realize what I should have said.

    Once I woke up and realized I had told a little girl to “call herself her mother” at a children’s party the day before.

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    Saurischia  3 months ago

    What a useless, entitled man.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 months ago

    Earl should’ve broke out with “♫ Tomorrow! Tomorrow!I love yaTomorrow!… ♫”

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    monya_43  3 months ago

    Roscoe liked the comeback. He appreciates that Earl talking to him.

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    oakie817  3 months ago

    i know, right?

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    _lounger_  3 months ago

    I’m pretty sure Roscoe got it… I’m not so sure if he liked it though

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    _lounger_  3 months ago

    love that panel 4, where Earl looks at the audience…

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    w16521  3 months ago

    Witty Earl is not.

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    markkahler52  3 months ago

    A yard so small, you can shave it!

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