Pickles by Brian Crane for November 12, 2024

I get to mow my lawn one more time (mostly weeds, but they like trimming too)

I like Roscoe’s look in the 1st panel.

Oh c’mon! Roscoe is fertilizing the lawn!

When all else fails: blame the dog.

Urine trouble, Roscoe!

Crab grass will sterilize the soil and nothing will grow for years.

Busted…

Roscoe needs a tree in the back garden. Or a ring of bushes around a fire hydrant.

I didn’t tell on you Roscoe, honest!

Look at the bight side, less grass to cut!

Roscoe would a great natural weed killer, lol!

Hopefully, that doesn’t explain Earls’ bald spot

Blame it on lawn grubs.

Time to start putting down the pelletized lime.

Poor Roscoe

Roscoe, go raise your leg on that tattle tale!

Nice to have different places to roll in.

I always thought Roscoe was a male pup (only females in my experience ever killed the grass)

Nàh Roscoe helps the lawn to grow.

That’s a PISSA’

Nothing grows where Roscoe goes.

If you dilute it with enough beer, it basically becomes water

Roscoe’s thinking “Just pi$$ on it”.

Dogs mantra, if you can’t eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away!

This was a problem for the flower bed below my bedroom window, when I still lived with my parents.

That’s why I had artificial turf installed…..well,that and the mud that was ALWAYS a problem….

Doggie sick and tyred being blamed all times. Bear probly did this. He number one suspect.

Common misconception that female dog urine kills grass where it lands, but the cause is June beetle larva eating the grass roots.

Better have his urine nitrogen level checked … and hide your matches, just in case unless you actually want an in the ground pool.

Crab grass turns the soil sterile and nothing will grow for years.

Roscoe’s a gent. It’s ladies that burn the grass, then it grows back lusher than ever.

just how big is that little doggie’s bladder?!

Fortunately, in our country you are innocent until proven guilty. And I see no proof.

Roscoe MUST be laying down pee …….. Earl’s friend’s sandals magically changed into sneakers in a flash…… for protection.

Innocent until proven guilty