Pickles by Brian Crane for January 22, 2025

It’s nice to acknowledge a good act: Feels good on both sides of the conversation. But it’s NOT nice to monetize it… even if it’s not really money.

Transactional logic?

…and a chocolate chip cookie. Don’t forget the cookie!

Don’t push it too far, Earl? You know what they say, Hero today, Zero tomorrow!

Good enough, in lieu of a Boy Scout merit badge.

Rub it in, Earl!

I’d settle for a hug and a kiss.

Reminds me of Danny Kaye constantly reminding Bing Crosby how he saved him in White Christmas.

Opal is fortunate that Earl is keeping his requests G-Rated.

I’d ask for a sweet potato pie!

And a beer

Opal will eventually go back to being mean.

How ‘bout a pillow & we’ll call it EVEN.

As I once told my ex-wife: “I saved your life today – I didn’t poison you.” As I remember, I honestly meant it at the time. All better now.

This will get old fast to her…

I think this hero went to zero with that request.

Actually, saving Opal was a self-serving act. Without her, he’d have to make his own meals, do his own laundry, etc. etc. (I was going to say make his own bed, but I realized how ridiculous that sounds.)

I think you said something about meat loaf? That would help.

HA! Don’t hold your breath Earl! It’ll never happen!

Personally, fresh home made chocolate cake every couple weeks would suit me best.

“How about just a pillow?”

Want in one hand…..

And where is that meatloaf you were going to make for me?

Milk it for all you can, Earl!

Grilled ham and cheese with a cola?

And a crown. Don’t forget the crown.