Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for January 31, 2023

It’s nice paul has a new graphic novel.. it’s also lovely that this likely happened in the reality of the strip and not some nursery rhyme pocket dimension given we’ve had frakendog, cerberus and more in the past few weeks.

Mooching for scrambled Humpty Dumpty, huh?

The yoke is on you Poncho, he already sunny side up!

Waste not, want not.

Poncho is so hard-boiled, he scrambles quickly when people egg him on!

Fun fact: Humpty Dumpty was actually a massive wall mounted cannon…..look it up!

How thoughtful. You should never let good food go to waste.

Food! Yip yip yip yip yip

Where’s the bacon????!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

You can always count on someone to comment “Humpty wasn’t an egg.” They’re the same ones that like to post “Viking helmets didn’t have horns.” Sigh…

Hello Poncho: No worries. They’ll soon be putting down that horse with the bad arthritis in its knees.

Humpty would have pulled through if all the king’s men hadn’t let the horses go first.

Poncho, you forgot the cheese for your omelette.