no – we leave the gross stuff to their own business shrug
My wife will kill a spider if I’m not around, but she’ll let me know about it later.
When I, in theory, cooked a turkey, my mother insisted on having my father clean it while she made the stuffing. I provided the oven.
My mom always said that, too.
No need to stuff it – it was already full.
I’ve known farmers who can walk around in boot high manure, shovel it, spread it on their fields, (Hog is the worst.), live next to it (“the smell of money”), reach into a cow’s rectum up to the shoulder (the farmer’s shoulder, not the cow’s) & clear out the feces, but they don’t like changing diapers.
I’ve chopped the head off only 1 turkey. It’s a lot tougher than a chicken!
And now, a reminder from Good Eats:
STUFFING. IS. EVIL!