PreTeena by Allison Barrows for March 31, 2023

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    seanfear  8 months ago

    no – we leave the gross stuff to their own business shrug

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    cdward  8 months ago

    My wife will kill a spider if I’m not around, but she’ll let me know about it later.

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    Robert Nowall Premium Member 8 months ago

    When I, in theory, cooked a turkey, my mother insisted on having my father clean it while she made the stuffing. I provided the oven.

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom Premium Member 8 months ago

    My mom always said that, too.

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    will  8 months ago

    No need to stuff it – it was already full.

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    nos.nevets  8 months ago

    I’ve known farmers who can walk around in boot high manure, shovel it, spread it on their fields, (Hog is the worst.), live next to it (“the smell of money”), reach into a cow’s rectum up to the shoulder (the farmer’s shoulder, not the cow’s) & clear out the feces, but they don’t like changing diapers.

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    nos.nevets  8 months ago

    I’ve chopped the head off only 1 turkey. It’s a lot tougher than a chicken!

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    DDrazen  8 months ago

    And now, a reminder from Good Eats:


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