Prickly City by Scott Stantis for September 24, 2004
Winslow: Hi. I'm calling for People for the Ethical Treatment of Money. So, we were thinking, seeing as you're a celebrity and all...if you gave us what you spend on one month of body-waxing, we'd be able to... Voice on phone: But then my behind would get all stubbly!!! Winslow: Whoopi Goldberg's a "no".