Prickly City by Scott Stantis for April 28, 2005
Carmen: So, Winslow, how goes the girlfriend thing? Winslow: I think Shelly fears intimacy. CArmen: What does that mean? Winslow: According to Paris Hilton and a host of other celebrities, it has something to do with camcording every intimate moment. I just can't seem to bring her out of her shell... Carmen: Have you tried lettuce?