Prickly City by Scott Stantis for August 03, 2005
Carmen: So, even if Winslow was bitten by a shark, which he wasn't, why go to all this fuss, Greta? Greta: You have to keep in mind the first rule of cable news, Carmen. Carmen: What's that? Greta: If it's blonde, cute and in trouble, it's news! Winslow: Somewhere, Edward R. Murrow is weeping... Greta: Is he blonde, cute and in trouble?