Prickly City by Scott Stantis for February 13, 2006
Winslow: She makes the sun to rise and books to sell. You know my novel? Carmen: the one you wrote with a sharpie and six rolls of toilet paper? Winslow: It's no.1 on Amazon.com! I've sold over 30 million copies thanks to her!!! Carmen: Oprah really is omnipotent! Winslow: And then some!!