Prickly City by Scott Stantis for February 17, 2006
Carmen: What are you up to, Winslow? Winslow: I'm writing to our local newspaper. "Dear Editor of the Prickly City Peccary, I am demanding that you remove a comic strip! It offends me! I don't mind a little controversy as long as I agree with it. Your 1st Amendment is well and good, but this feature offends me and that overrides any silly notions of free speech. Dump it now!!!" Carmen: Wow. You really hate that Marmaduke... Winslow: He propagates a negative attitude toward cannines! I, for one, have never tried to get in a car that's too small for me! He's done it everyday for 30 years! Cad!!!